The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[ElizabethWest]

I'm not fishing for compliments, I'm just wanting validation that I am cute.

Or Devilishly handsome, either way.

Well, I think you're cute even if SJ won't say it.

 

[sophia jane]

Well, I think you're cute even if SJ won't say it.

Oh he knows I think he's cute. And witty. And he knows I have a particular fondness for his words. He's just playing coy, fishing for compliments.

SJ

 

[rikaaim]

*sets up newly bought tent*

*gathers sticks for a nice campside fire*

*brings out two ton industrial size bag of marshmellows*

Well, I think I'm going to be here a while. Anyone want some marshmellows?

 

[Kyle Beguiled]

Not yet but maybe tonight.

 

[sophia jane]

Y'all already know I'm not getting laid. Don't know why I bother to post anymore. I think when I finally have sex again I should start a big celebration thread.

SJ

 

[Kyle Beguiled]

Y'all already know I'm not getting laid. Don't know why I bother to post anymore. I think when I finally have sex again I should start a big celebration thread.

SJ

I'll bring the beer.

 

[rikaaim]

Y'all already know I'm not getting laid. Don't know why I bother to post anymore. I think when I finally have sex again I should start a big celebration thread.

SJ

I'll be able to offer soon.

Seriously, I'm there too. That's why I set up camp for the long hall.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

I don't think you're sick at all, but then, you know how I feel about nipple clamps.

SJ

I know how nipple clamps feel. Is that the same thing SJ?

 

[sophia jane]

I know how nipple clamps feel. Is that the same thing SJ?

Depends. Did you like them???

(no sex still)

SJ

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Y'all already know I'm not getting laid. Don't know why I bother to post anymore. I think when I finally have sex again I should start a big celebration thread.

SJ

Why's you not in the 'I didn't...' thread?

It's like buses - wait for ages and then several come along at once!

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Depends. Did you like them???

(no sex still)

SJ

Don't tell him, but yes. Were a bit play and I can't get the courage up to say I want to try again.

Got any advice?

 

[sophia jane]

Don't tell him, but yes. Were a bit play and I can't get the courage up to say I want to try again.

Got any advice?

Clamp the on yourself and wait for him (naked) on the bed??

I play with mine by myself, so I don't have much advice for you.

SJ

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Clamp the on yourself and wait for him (naked) on the bed??

I play with mine by myself, so I don't have much advice for you.

SJ

Me too, he doesn't really understand. Don't think guys are really sensitive.

 

[hmmnmm]

Not meaning to rub in my impending good fortune, but beginning approximately 40 hours from now, I will no longer qualify to participate in this thread, hopefully for many many days.
Cross fingers.
Say a prayer (just in case Someone is really there and has anything to do with stuff like this).
Been a long time.
Really.

 

[sophia jane]

Not meaning to rub in my impending good fortune, but beginning approximately 40 hours from now, I will no longer qualify to participate in this thread, hopefully for many many days.
Cross fingers.
Say a prayer (just in case Someone is really there and has anything to do with stuff like this).
Been a long time.
Really.

Yay for you!! (don't forget to give us all the naughty details. )

SJ

 

[Kassiana]

Not yet, but the day is young. We did do some fun foreplay earlier, though. Also, we're going to go see Sin City today.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Not meaning to rub in my impending good fortune, but beginning approximately 40 hours from now, I will no longer qualify to participate in this thread, hopefully for many many days.
Cross fingers.
Say a prayer (just in case Someone is really there and has anything to do with stuff like this).
Been a long time.
Really.

Hate, hate hate.

Tell us the juicy bits.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

New week, new day, no new sex.

ANd what really stinks, the wife got a new hair cut, and looks really sexy. Better than she has in a long time. Telling her she's gorgeous has become a hourly event.

And yet still, nothing. There is a light at the end of the tunnel. Maybe this friday.


*grinning that SJ and elizabeth think I'm cute even when I fish for compliments *

 

[sophia jane]

Hi. I'm running out of witty ways to say I'm horny. (and not getting any)

SJ

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Hi. I'm running out of witty ways to say I'm horny. (and not getting any)

SJ

Doesn't Hallmark have a card for that?

 

[rikaaim]

Hi. I'm running out of witty ways to say I'm horny. (and not getting any)

SJ

Being in the same situation myself, allow me to make a few suggestions:

I'm horny. I'm not getting any.


Well...I guess that's my suggestion. I tend to agree with you. Be blunt. Be horny. Come over to my place we can solve two problems at once.

 

[Kara.]

*grinning that SJ and elizabeth think I'm cute even when I fish for compliments *

I think you're cute too.

Not laid, but it's early yet...

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I think you're cute too.

Not laid, but it's early yet...

ooooh thank you kara. And thanks for the vampire name generator theft too.

 

[Kara.]

ooooh thank you kara. And thanks for the vampire name generator theft too.

A needy and violent spirit? You may never get laid..

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

A needy and violent spirit? You may never get laid..

Yeah I was a bit put off by that line myself. I'm not needy just..... well that is to say.... I'm more...... ah hell.


But the woman who finds that attractive...... its magic