The art of the handjob

[tinylittlegnat]

I know most of the guys here have had some good handjobs by the ones they love. What about the bad ones. The girls who think they are trying to land a space shuttle on a steep incline. The girls who feel like they are holding sandpaper. Or worse yet the handjob of shame.

Ladies this thread isnt to insult your performances. You know as well as we do that it takes time to acquire the skills to do the job as well as you do it now. So feel free to share your experiences.

 

[perfect_curls]

That's the last time I'm giving you a handjob, jerk.

 

[JohnnySavage]

That's the last time I'm giving you a handjob, jerk.

Hi LT!

 

[kskittles]

Waste of time, slide your lips around it!

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Waste of time, slide your lips around it!

Marry me.

 

[tinylittlegnat]

Waste of time, slide your lips around it!

I agree but you gotta get started somewhere and that usually comes before the blowjob. Im sure you have some fun experiences that involve your hand stroking a penis.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

A secret handjob under a table or before walking into a room (or on stage) can be hot. Otherwise, I usually end up feeling like that's the one thing I don't need her for--and can do a better job of myself anyway.

 

[tinylittlegnat]

That's the last time I'm giving you a handjob, jerk.

I cant even pretend that it was a bad handjob for the sake of a joke. I just wish you would have moved your hips a bit more. I barely felt the strap on.

 

[TANG GOD]

my hands are too little.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

A secret handjob under a table or before walking into a room (or on stage) can be hot. Otherwise, I usually end up feeling like that's the one thing I don't need her for--and can do a better job of myself anyway.

I know that I can always do a better job of myself, because nobody knows my cock and what works better than me. However, there are certain enhancing factors she brings to the table I can't pretend to imitate:

- stroking it near her face/lips
- stroking it near her tits

Or her stroking it while my hand mashes her tits or pussy, which never goes out of style. I've had to make the best of what I could do with certain gals who wanted to be dirty but with limits. At the time, that is.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I know that I can always do a better job of myself, because nobody knows my cock and what works better than me. However, there are certain enhancing factors she brings to the table I can't pretend to imitate:

- stroking it near her face/lips
- stroking it near her tits

Or her stroking it while my hand mashes her tits or pussy, which never goes out of style. I've had to make the best of what I could do with certain gals who wanted to be dirty but with limits. At the time, that is.

All nice...but there's something to be said for me stroking it in front of her face/lips, inches away, and not letting her touch or lick.

(At least at first...)

 

[TANG GOD]

Waste of time, slide your lips around it!

whore.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

I don't feel so positive about giving a handjob. I don't think I'm doing anything special when I do it. I'm confident on blow jobs, but hand jobs... eh, not so much.

 

[Isid]

all in the wrist... snerk!

 

[deathbypickle]

All nice...but there's something to be said for me stroking it in front of her face/lips, inches away, and not letting her touch or lick.

(At least at first...)

oh the gaping fish mouth look???

i hate that

 

[MICH69AGIE]

I guess I like to take things into my own hands. That's a type "A" personality for you!

 

[tinylittlegnat]

my hands are too little.

We dont mind. It just makes our dick look bigger.

 

[Batch]

A handjob without oil is cruel.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

A handjob without oil is cruel.

But: a handjob with only oil is weird.

 

[Batch]

But: a handjob with only oil is weird.

Right.

Handjobs always turn into blowjobs, for me, anyways.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Right.

Handjobs always turn into blowjobs, for me, anyways.

For me, handjobs always turn into a sad surprise for the hotel maid whose job it is to gather the towels.

 

[Batch]

For me, handjobs always turn into a sad surprise for the hotel maid whose job it is to gather the towels.

Oh damn your poor little hands always working so hard.

Poor un-worshiped cock.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Oh damn your poor little hands always working so hard.

Poor un-worshiped cock.

You really know how to hurt a guy.

Wait, not 'hurt,' that's not the word I was looking for. Engorge. That's the one.

 

[RoryN]

Two hands and lubricant.

And it's best when she rubs the head of my cock somewhere against her body while she's doing it. Tits are always good.

 

[Batch]

You really know how to hurt a guy.

Wait, not 'hurt,' that's not the word I was looking for. Engorge. That's the one.

Oh goodness no... I have soft hands. Respectful hands that when used together with some oil are ever so good to the warm cock. Nice slide, encircling, motions.