Tears for a dead foreskin

[Hard_Rom]

I don't think the have them in the US but in the UK, they take the foreskins of babies and deep fry them to make a delicious crunchy snack - Hulahoops

I didn't think circumcision was all that common in the UK. Wasn't when I was born from what my old da' said. Must be getting them from all the immigrants, I guess.

 

[Ms_Ann]

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[mLa2123000195]

I assume you charged your battery? Watch the road... and?

 

[RoryN]

And other random ramblings.

 

[Ms_Ann]

I assume you charged your battery? Watch the road... and?

Yeah...I don't get it.

 

[mLa2123000195]

You're doing it wrong.

 

[mLa2123000195]

That's a joke.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Life is a joke and then you die....you mean like that?

 

[mLa2123000195]

"Life's a beach and then you die."

 

[Ms_Ann]

Same punchline.

 

[mLa2123000195]

Well I can't help it if you don't like my humor. I'm having a great time with my cup of tea and cozy book. How interesting to tap on this little screen.

 

[Ms_Ann]

It warms my heart to know that I'm saving you from a lifetime of hairy palms masturbating to tiny porn movies.

 

[mLa2123000195]

Aaah, you're gross! You must think I'm a "troll".

 

[Ms_Ann]

I try to not think for free.

 

[mLa2123000195]

I've forgotten something

 

[Ms_Ann]

Chip?

 

[mLa2123000195]

I forgot to blow out my pumpkin. Pretty cool huh?

 

[mLa2123000195]

Also I lied. The book isn't really "cozy". I'm cozy though.

 

[Ms_Ann]

Another gray morning. Ugh

 

[mLa2123000195]

Yes, sad and gray. You need a cat. To take care of. They have such cute little tales.

 

[Ms_Ann]

A gray cat.

 

[mLa2123000195]

I'll ship you one. Put it in a box. Poke holes in the lid.

 

[stickygirl]

Pussycats and ships don't go well together, especially if owls are involved

 

[mLa2123000195]

Lemon-Aide

I was landscaping a church today and saw a bad wreck. I tried to pray for whoever it was (seemed like the right thing to do) and realized I couldn't do it. Like a mental block or something. Just a stupid feeling of powerlessness. Then I realized the firefighters leaves matched my socks, which I thought was hilarious. Anyway they made it out ok. In the end be careful if you're out driving because someone can hit you.

 

[mLa2123000195]

Pussycats and ships don't go well together, especially if owls are involved

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