"Sexy" things that turn you off?

[NeonKnickers]

Big massive mammoth-sized penises. Like, the ones where men post pictures of their biz with a beer can as a comparison and it matches.

Nuh uh, not near my delicate flower. *squinches thighs shut*

 

[BiTodd]

Big massive mammoth-sized penises. Like, the ones where men post pictures of their biz with a beer can as a comparison and it matches.

Nuh uh, not near my delicate flower. *squinches thighs shut*

I just saw a really big one that scared me. And I do love the peen.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

Cum.
I don't understand the appeal.

 

[thefishfryer]

Big massive mammoth-sized penises. Like, the ones where men post pictures of their biz with a beer can as a comparison and it matches.

Nuh uh, not near my delicate flower. *squinches thighs shut*

I shouldn't worry, they make special small sized beer cans just for those pics.

 

[thefishfryer]

To summarise this thread: No one here likes porn

 

[BiTodd]

Cum.
I don't understand the appeal.

Girls cum, guys cum ,or both? Hmmm.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Cum.
I don't understand the appeal.

*sniffle*

The 69 position. While I love it, in theory, it's about the most cumbersome thing on earth, in practice.

 

[BiTodd]

*sniffle*

The 69 position. While I love it, in theory, it's about the most cumbersome thing on earth, in practice.

No , don't say that....... That must be why i tend to gravitate to circus contortionists.

 

[MercutioStar]

Basically anything on the head of my penis; licking, rubbing, grinding and so forth. It is much too sensitive. Rub the base or shaft instead and save the porn star lollipopping for the silver screen.

 

[ToysAreUs]

Phony fingernails, fake eye lashes and silicone 'improvements' turn me off and if she attended the Tammy Faye Baker school of make-up ... forget it. Please, get real!

 

[numeniusa]

Phony fingernails, fake eye lashes and silicone 'improvements' turn me off and if she attended the Tammy Faye Baker school of make-up ... forget it. Please, get real!

I think I love you....

 

[Ginger41]

pounds of makeup on a girl.

 

[medicmike]

Agreed on the make up and I'll throw in too much perfume..

 

[JorjaRayne]

A man screaming like a scared school girl when he comes during phone sex. Um no.

 

[medicmike]

That's just weird.....

 

[GiggLeGasm]

I'm just thinking back to the men I've heard mid-O

and thinking back to the times of heard screaming school children

and, for the life of me, I can't figure out what you're talking about

 

[JorjaRayne]

That's just weird.....

I know, right?

 

[medicmike]

I know, right?

Some moaning maybe, no screaming....

 

[MercutioStar]

A man screaming like a scared school girl when he comes during phone sex. Um no.

Sounds like you've played with some lamo guys, lol

 

[Backdoor_Bella]

I can stand women moaning and overacting and stuff in porns

or guys, for that matter. just be real. just fuck someone because you like it and it feels good. that's what I will get off on.

I like to say 'porns'

 

[Calliesdad2010]

Fake porn where you can tell people aren't enjoying it,

or sexually demean the woman.

Too much makeup, fake breasts, too much perfume

 

[1Browneyedguy]

So, double butts.

Or would that be a triple butt?

What if they're in semi-loose fitting pants? Acceptably somewhat sexy? I'm intrigued by your post. Dammit.

.....................

Intrigued? ANY BIG BIG BIG BUTT in tight pants.

 

[likeit888]

Fake porn where you can tell people aren't enjoying it,

or sexually demean the woman.

Too much makeup, fake breasts, too much perfume

this. all of this.

 

[Suz_anne]

Analingus. Just no.

 

[willlph]

Analingus. Just no.

yes and licking assholes too LOL