"Sexy" things that turn you off?

[37_ttej]

Now if I watched porn videos - and I'm not saying I do, mind - but if I did watch them, I reckon the cutesy-voiced fake excitement is a real turn off.

"Ooooh, yeah. Oooh. Oooh, Oooh, fuck. Oooh. Oooh. Oh, yeah. Oooh, yeah. Give it to me, baby."

Seriously!?

 

[SultryKitten75]

Now if I watched porn videos - and I'm not saying I do, mind - but if I did watch them, I reckon the cutesy-voiced fake excitement is a real turn off.

"Ooooh, yeah. Oooh. Oooh, Oooh, fuck. Oooh. Oooh. Oh, yeah. Oooh, yeah. Give it to me, baby."

Seriously!?

The best of those.. Is complete with the annoying girly-girl giggle. Not that I watch it.. More of a 'so I've heard'

 

[SherlockianMan]

Now if I watched porn videos - and I'm not saying I do, mind - but if I did watch them, I reckon the cutesy-voiced fake excitement is a real turn off.

"Ooooh, yeah. Oooh. Oooh, Oooh, fuck. Oooh. Oooh. Oh, yeah. Oooh, yeah. Give it to me, baby."

Seriously!?

My SO will only watch porn if the volume is off. She can't stand the fake noises.

 

[curvyangel1969]

My SO will only watch porn if the volume is off. She can't stand the fake noises.

Count me in on the fake noises. Makes me roll my eyes and not at all arousing.

 

[willlph]

Count me in on the fake noises. Makes me roll my eyes and not at all arousing.

speaky of noises..... the elevator music that accompanies some videos...

I want to hear her breathing quicken.... I want to hear her make those muffled moans and the wetness of her arousal as she works a toy in and out ....

 

[SherlockianMan]

Creampies. Unless your talking about actual food, I do not want to see that.

 

[Suz_anne]

Gagging on a cock

 

[BiTodd]

A gaping asshole.

 

[SherlockianMan]

A gaping asshole.

Very much agree with this one. I had a friend send me a link to a porn talking about how hot it was. I watched it and all I could think was my ass hurt just watching it, I felt terrible for the poor girl.

 

[vibes]

(and how did the word "acts" get in there???)

Fuuuck I have re-read your post 6 times trying to make sense of that "acts" ...

 

[1Browneyedguy]

BIG BIG butts in tight pants

 

[Corbal]

BIG BIG butts in tight pants

So, double butts.

Or would that be a triple butt?

What if they're in semi-loose fitting pants? Acceptably somewhat sexy? I'm intrigued by your post. Dammit.

 

[cranders3019]

Pierced nipples. Keep them natural!

 

[peekingone]

Or shorty-shorts. Even on amazing legs they're just... Strange.

Granny panties

 

[Psychprofgal]

The 'Daddy' thing. Not for me anyway. Many of us have bad memories in that realm, so to speak.
Fake anything, especially breasts. I am so glad I never did it despite urging from many friends, and boyfriends! Very demeaning.

 

[BiTodd]

The 'Daddy' thing. Not for me anyway. Many of us have bad memories in that realm, so to speak.
Fake anything, especially breasts. I am so glad I never did it despite urging from many friends, and boyfriends! Very demeaning.

This! I am glad a lady thinks that way too. My ex wife had small breasts and after breast feeding two hungry girls they suffered even more. Granted i am am not a big breast guy to begin with, but she always wanted them ,bad. I had to continually convince her that fake boobies were not as sexy as she thought. If i had a fake leg i would be pretty freaked out if someone was rubbing it and telling me how sexy my leg was. And we all know some guys have really sexy legs.

 

[BiTodd]

when you're out for a meal..
and he acts waggles his tongue against his food to show you his moves

dude.. save it. 46 other diners just discovered that we're not sleeping together.

That is funny! Don't you think the "acts"was from wanting to say it differently at first then changing your mind.

 

[sybarite_1]

Push up bras...I rather they swing free...

 

[sybarite_1]

'Face slapping, tittie slapping, pussy slapping

and

spitting...

 

[SherlockianMan]

I'm not the biggest fan of bondage. If there is a naked woman in front of me, you bet your ass I want to touch her, not be tied down.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Silk Boxers .... Ick

 

[Suz_anne]

I'm not the biggest fan of bondage. If there is a naked woman in front of me, you bet your ass I want to touch her, not be tied down.

What if she's the one who wants to be tied up a little bit?

 

[Blase]

and

spitting...

Yeah, geesh!

I don't know how the mainstream porn producers make a single sale: It's as if they've tried to invent a sexuality that's as fake, ugly and joyless as possible.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

'Face slapping, tittie slapping, pussy slapping

and

spitting...

I second this post

 

[SherlockianMan]

What if she's the one who wants to be tied up a little bit?

I probably wouldn't be against that.