NO.
you do not get bonus points. auburn Munky fur does not qualify as ginger human hair. nice try.
you get points deducted for being on my thread in the first place.
now get out, and don't come back unless you come with like, a metric tonne of dark chocolate. and a hillside of wildflowers. and a swimming pool's worth of raspberry sweet tea. and some Nutella. yeah....Nutella.
now fuck off, Munky boy. don't you make me use the Words Of Death on you. I mean it.
Here I was enraptured by your smile, when you threaten to use the words of death. Now I am scared to say anything or else bring down the wrath of Wild_Honey upon me.