Sexxxy Lit Men With Facial Hair

[Dream59]

would somebody please tell me how the fuck this turned in to the "Flirt With Wild Honey" thread???

'cause i'm just here for the man-fur, dudes!!


eta: oh, Breezy--whew! thanks for dropping by!!

If you do not allow me to flirt, I can not make you swoon. That would be no fun.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

oh come on, you know you love the attention

I don't, actually.

the two times I was given surprise birthday parties, I bawled my head off both times. I truly despise being the center of attention, and I have no idea how it keeps happening here at Lit, 'cause up until now, i'd been pretty successful at avoiding it IRL.

*shrugs*

 

[KapitalK]

without even looking at the pics, i'm gonna just go ahead and say it....

YESSSSSSS.

lol - glad to oblige

 

[LusterMunky]

Heh.

 

[THROBBS]

Well, unfortunately, when munky is around that happens often, I know from past experience.

But I like your facial hair Throbbs!

I'm afraid that I contributed to the off-trackedness, by following the Billy Joel route



Thanks.

reminds me of the end interjection on that Ke$ha song... "Your Love Is My Drug"....where she says "I like your beard"

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

If you do not allow me to flirt, I can not make you swoon. That would be no fun.

fine. go find someone with some facial hair and make them post here. flirt, catch me, wash, rinse, repeat.

how's that for a plan?

 

[THROBBS]

would somebody please tell me how the fuck this turned in to the "Flirt With Wild Honey" thread???

'cause i'm just here for the man-fur, dudes!!


eta: oh, Breezy--whew! thanks for dropping by!!

pfft.
Then you mustn't be perky yorself, and better take your Av and profile pics down.
attractiveness attracts flirtation.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

psst! Don't forget the choc'lits. Stand up for you rights sister! No sweets, means no sugar!! Hmph!
:crosses arms and nods decisively:

Good point. And none of the cheap shit either. Godiva or better or no sugar.

I hereby appoint you two as my wingmen. good job, fellas.


incidentally,

MUNKY AND I ARE >>>NOT<<< IN A RELATIONSHIP. of any kind. the end.

i'm trying to get rid of the little freak!!! *sigh*

 

[BreezySnow]

pfft.
Then you mustn't be perky yorself, and better take your Av and profile pics down.
attractiveness attracts flirtation.

What he said!

Honey, you are so nice that the men can't help but flirt with you!! You are a great person and if you don't want attention tough shit, cause you will be getting it!! I will make sure you get over your shyness because you deserve to be flirted with and given attention!

 

[THROBBS]

incidentally,

MUNKY AND I ARE >>>NOT<<< IN A RELATIONSHIP. of any kind. the end.

i'm trying to get rid of the little freak!!! *sigh*

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

Honey and Munky sittin' in a tree!
K
I
S
S
I, N,G!
1st comes LUV
The comes marriage
The comes a honey-munky in a baby carriage!

 

[BreezySnow]

"The lady doth protest too much, methinks"

Honey and Munky sittin' in a tree!
K
I
S
S
I, N,G!
1st comes LUV
The comes marriage
The comes a honey-munky in a baby carriage!

LOL it is a good thing you are sexy and have facial hair or she may smack you!

 

[Dream59]

What he said!

Honey, you are so nice that the men can't help but flirt with you!! You are a great person and if you don't want attention tough shit, cause you will be getting it!! I will make sure you get over your shyness because you deserve to be flirted with and given attention!

You are right. She is attractive, has a great smile, has a quick wit, and is a good conversationalist. What's not to like? Why would a man not want to flirt with a woman like that?

 

[THROBBS]

LOL it is a good thing you are sexy and have facial hair or she may smack you!

HAhahahhaaaa! virtual smacks have no effect on me, especially from a woman who has no interest in me.

But thanks for the positive opinion

 

[Dream59]

fine. go find someone with some facial hair and make them post here. flirt, catch me, wash, rinse, repeat.

how's that for a plan?

The only problem is the catching you. I can fulfill the other requirements, but I don't know where to find you. Though once I get you washed and rinsed I doubt I repeat it for a few hours.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

holy crap, I've created a monster.



*slinks away in hopes of dropping off the first page.....*

 

[LWulf]

holy crap, I've created a monster.

It's Alive! A-liiiiive!!

for the rest of this thread, i am gonna ignore.. um.. someone who i forgot their name.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Make quick with the man fur, y'all or I'll start posting...

 

[Dream59]

holy crap, I've created a monster.



*slinks away in hopes of dropping off the first page.....*

Not going to happen. I will see to it.

 

[NCincestlover]

Obviously my contribution is my avatar lol. I get hit on more with it then without so I'm keeping it

 

[SpicySweets]

Great thread! I love me some scruff

 

[Dream59]

Great thread! I love me some scruff

You have pretty eyes.

 

[SpicySweets]

You have pretty eyes.

Thank you

 

[PrissOff]

I was never able to grow a good beard but sported a goatee off and on for the past 15 years and had the sideburns since the mid-90s. Here are the most recent two I have...one with my hair combed and the other well...

Very nice! I do like facial hair.

(Only on men, though )

 

[elli1]

bump

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

bump

oh, lord.


(hee hee hee )


good idea, actually, ell.