NattyBumppo
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how are you going to get ladies on the boat when you talk like that.
And I'm the one who's in deep doo doo...
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how are you going to get ladies on the boat when you talk like that.
Nice hot coffee with some French vanilla flavoring.....the aroma and taste are so good on chilly mornings like today.
I'm on the pier in the sunshine, trying to warm up; don't see any activity on the sloop yet. We sailing today? Anyone know? Sweet stayed away from the umbrella drinks yesterday so she's ready to go.....
that explains why we have no new underwear hanging from the mast.
It's hot chocolate for me this morning...with the sticky gooey marshmallows on top. Coffee is one adult beverage I do not enjoy! I much prefer the sweet taste of the chocolate and how the marshmallows melt and stick to my lips...kind of a lingering treat.
It is Friday and I heard there was an auction to re-stock the bar. I brought a new box of umbrellas and can't wait to see who will be mixing the drinks today.
Well, hairball...I discovered how to keep from losing my panties...I left them in the cabin below. This way I know where they are....
we raised enough from the last auction we had, we should be good for a while.
This is good to know. I think I can relax a bit now about my undies...
you can never entirely relax on this boat. You never know what is going to happen.
Honestly...that's one of the reasons I keep showing up here. Well, that and the company....and the rum.... Did I mention I brought a new box of umbrellas? I gotta start watching where I put those thngs so Mule can't count them. He knows once there are at least 3 umbrellas lying on the deck he doesn't have to work too hard to take advantage of me.
Honestly...that's one of the reasons I keep showing up here. Well, that and the company....and the rum.... Did I mention I brought a new box of umbrellas? I gotta start watching where I put those thngs so Mule can't count them. He knows once there are at least 3 umbrellas lying on the deck he doesn't have to work too hard to take advantage of me.
Well....*biting my tongue*....I just can't think of anything appropriate for a lady to say to that....oh, I thought when he was talking about umbrella's he was expecting wet weather.
Oh, my...*looks around frantically for my panties before remembering*...Maybe I should consider limiting my intake of umbrella drinks today. Aw, hell! What would be the fun in that?? Is it time for the bar to open yet?Nice to see you came back...more umbrellas and no panties. My, I can't imagine what will be plundered this time. Now...where did I leave the rope...
Good morning Dwellers of the Cove.
I love the smell but detest the taste of coffee.
I'll take my tea instead.
Yeah, it smells better than it tastes....hmmm...kind of interesting. Reminds me of something that tastes better than it smells....
Wassup Capn? Good god I've not been sailing in 30 years. I was 10 last time I went. I so loved it, nothing else like it in the world.
Hmmmmm, lets see, I remember none of it, you'll have to drive I'll hang out in the cabin and finish me coffee. While I'm sure you are an excellent conversationalist, it just ain't as much fun as flirtin. ( Btw, someone said you got chics and beer on this rig, *looks around ).
DB
edit: oh geebus where's my manners? Permission to come aboard Capn?
I think I cut my foot when I stepped on a small drink umbrella.
Well....*biting my tongue*....I just can't think of anything appropriate for a lady to say to that....
Oh, my...*looks around frantically for my panties before remembering*...Maybe I should consider limiting my intake of umbrella drinks today. Aw, hell! What would be the fun in that?? Is it time for the bar to open yet?
Oops...sorry about that...I thought I got them all. Maybe I should consider wearing something with pockets....nah...just watch where you step!
Oops...sorry about that...I thought I got them all. Maybe I should consider wearing something with pockets....nah...just watch where you step!
Morning, LS! It is good to see you, also.Bar's always open here
Howdy! Good to see you.
Well, all I seem to be wearing at the moment are the marshmallows I lost from my hot chocolate. Is that allowed?sorry mystery, this cruise is clothing optional, which means not allowed.
No worries...I'll just keep my flip flops on.
That doesn't break the "clothing optional" rule I was just informed of, does it?
That doesn't break the "clothing optional" rule I was just informed of, does it?
Afternoon Cove dwellers
Hmmm...so, would that be "full mast" I'm looking at, LS?Flip flops are allowed...
Other clothing not...sail naked I always say.
Apparently, I'm not allowed pockets so, yes...I suppose the flip-flops are a good solution...either that or staying off your feet!Well, as long as you keep dropping umbrellas....
Good afternoon, DDgirl. I think somebody *looking around* is supposed to making umbrella drinks. Would you like one?Afternoon Cove dwellers
Hi DD. What are the odds the Canadiens finish out of the playoffs? And, the Flyers only need to get one point from the home and home with Rangers this weekend to get in.
I think your crew will do OK, but I'm not so sure about my Flyboys...