Post baseless lies about the person above you

[seth6138]

One time in band camp, we caught him giving head to the Tuba player

 

[SophieUK]

One time in band camp, we caught him giving head to the Tuba player

He used to sit on the beach in his chair, watching the bathers, in his red shorts, his safety float by his side.. but he secretly dreamed of running in slow motion across the sand in a snug one piece ladies swimming costume

 

[tallladiesman]

But He told me he loved me!



She's not from the UK. She's from Brooklyn. She just fakes the accent so she can pretend to be exotic.

That guitar is just a prop he is not remotely musical and pretends he is to chat up women on here.

 

[ydahecnot]

He's 5-2

 

[Espyordeny]

He is the son of Thor and loves to wear pink panties as he parades on his storm cloud

 

[SophieUK]

She's not from the UK. She's from Brooklyn. She just fakes the accent so she can pretend to be exotic.

Are you saying us Brooklyn broads ain't exotic?

 

[Finadien]

She's only into very clean and normal sex.

 

[Sundayschild]

She's only into very clean and normal sex.

Legolas' second cousin.

 

[dee_f]

He owns two TARDIS, an owl, and he have met Voldemort. In secrets.

 

[ydahecnot]

He is the son of Thor and loves to wear pink panties as he parades on his storm cloud

Ahem...this is supposed to be lies

 

[Espyordeny]

Ahem...this is supposed to be lies

Ooops! My bad!

 

[GeraltOfRivia]

He once tried to stick his guitar up his ass

 

[Espyordeny]

Don't be fooled by her feminine wiles. That is really her AV but she's the dude going down on that chick.

I bet you'd watch

 

[GeraltOfRivia]

You promised never to tell!

Sorry.. Thought no one would notice it was true in a thread full of baseless lies..

 

[ydahecnot]

That's actually a tattoo

 

[girlyboi85]

That's actually a tattoo

The poster above me recklessly endangers the lives of squirrels on a daily basis.

 

[Hornblende]

TPAM is really a member of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Is really a drummer.

 

[Hornblende]

Ouch! Low blow, man. Low blow.

TPAM is really not married to the sexy, sweet, and smart Numi. He just likes to pretend she's real. She's way too hot to exist, so he made her up. He's really just a Photoshop wiz with a calloused right hand.

Wow, busted...

TPAM really hates the outdoors, and sits palely in front of an old PC masturbating to ASCII porn...

 

[mickyp123]

Wow, busted...

TPAM really hates the outdoors, and sits palely in front of an old PC masturbating to ASCII porn...

Tpam used to be a studio cleaner at the BBC, he pinched his chair from
The Jim'l fix it studio

 

[Kimikimidoll]

Tpam used to be a studio cleaner at the BBC, he pinched his chair from
The Jim'l fix it studio

Baseless lies? Where has this thread been all my life?!

TPAM is a 22 year old MMORP gamer who just can't seem to mod the women in his games to have giant, jiggling bewbs.. so he decided to come see if he can get them without modding here.

Pic thread is that way, son.

 

[GeraltOfRivia]

She sleep walk to the fridge and empties it... And blames it on the demons next morning..

 

[Iceprincess12]

She sleep walk to the fridge and empties it... And blames it on the demons next morning..

He started the rumor that RR Martin actually wrote Lord of the Rings and already has the conspiracy theorists on board.

 

[GeraltOfRivia]

He started the rumor that RR Martin actually wrote Lord of the Rings and already has the conspiracy theorists on board.

Hahaha... It's supposed to be baseless and a lie...

 

[Iceprincess12]

Hahaha... It's supposed to be baseless and a lie...

He never met a treble he didn't like

 

[Kimikimidoll]

@GeraltOfRivia:

*gasp* how did you know? Damnit!

He IS R.R.Martin.

Finish your series, damnit!

Edit: sorry, didn't see you there, ice princess!
(Baseless lie: she's really the Ice King from Adventure Time)