CeasarBoobage
Literotica Guru
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Everyone has some brilliant idea that they think is going to make "Blood Meridian" look like a spaghetti western starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. Good luck on the Pulitzer.
I don't care about that.
I want to hear your worst idea, something that you thought of and were, like, "Yeah, yeah, that's it. And what if the Ewoks ALL became Jedi's? Man, that would be so freakin' sweet."
I knew it would never be a hit, it was an 'exercise', but I tried anyway. I really did try, and there's a good 10-12 hours of my life that I'll never get back. Once I gave up, I chopped it up and tried turning it into a weird CFNM type of thing for LW. It still may never see the light of day
The original version was of two clean-cut, soccer mom, PTA ladies who were best friends and neighbors. They found out by accident (damn the wine) that they had a repressed fetish of cutting people's hair. Before long, they were paying guys to come over and get shorn. Big burly biker dudes with back sweaters were their favorites.
The girls would strip, oil themselves up, then shave the guy bare, head to toe, getting hair from the clippers all over their oily bodies. Once they were covered, they would get off by straddling the guy's smooth thigh/knee and ride off to happy-town. The three would then shower off, and the guy couldn't touch them, (that would be cheating on their husbands), but he could jerk off in the shower.
With a plot like this, how could it not be an instant cult classic?