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[Lauren Hynde]

Okay...I need help people!! My best friend from up north could not believe it when I told her that some males (who are into the whole S&M thing), have actually modified their penises by making their one shaft into two. I have personally seen pictures in a book about piercings and body modification, but I don't have access to that book. I want to send her a pic through email *weg*, but I'm not sure where to find a decent picture. Can anyone here point me in the right direction? I honestly don't want to browse through site after site of this kind of stuff, because though interesting, it tends to make me a bit queasy. If anyone can help, I would very much appreciate it!!

Sorry, bella. I can't help you with that one. I hadn't even heard of it before.

The whole thing sounds a bit too weird, though. Do they get two fully working independent shafts? Do these shafts have half the width as the original?

If I want two shafts, I feel a lot more comfortable getting two guys, but call me old-fashioned

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

Okay...I need help people!! My best friend from up north could not believe it when I told her that some males (who are into the whole S&M thing), have actually modified their penises by making their one shaft into two. I have personally seen pictures in a book about piercings and body modification, but I don't have access to that book. I want to send her a pic through email *weg*, but I'm not sure where to find a decent picture. Can anyone here point me in the right direction? I honestly don't want to browse through site after site of this kind of stuff, because though interesting, it tends to make me a bit queasy. If anyone can help, I would very much appreciate it!!

Ummmmm, I can't help you. I'm trying to coax my "you-know-what" outta my rear because thats where it his when I read this

YIPE!

 

[Arc da Rat]

???

yer "you know what" & someone else are up yer rear???

TMI! TMI! TMI!


Cel ~ I'll see if I can find anything ... once I get my problem solved ... I am feeling a bit better not ... not so queezy ...

 

[Abraxas Winterlight]

hiya beautiful
GLOMP!

 

[The GrandMage]

La la la,....

Heya, ya bunch of weirdos. What's new?

lol... well... i suppose it could be worse then...

though... your use of the word yet implies you dont expect it to stay that way...

that being said... weilding a rusty axe at a rotting shed actually sounds kind of fun...

Yes. It's a Ton-o'-Fun!
Well, I didn't, but it did, so, eh,.....things worked out.

*gets jealous*
I wanna rusty axe!!!!!
*whines*

Hi GM!

*raises an eyebrow*

You want a rusty axe? HI!!

 

[Celestiale]

Sorry, bella. I can't help you with that one. I hadn't even heard of it before.

The whole thing sounds a bit too weird, though. Do they get two fully working independent shafts? Do these shafts have half the width as the original?

If I want two shafts, I feel a lot more comfortable getting two guys, but call me old-fashioned

Awww...that's okay...but now you have filled my mind with heady images of you in the company of two, adoring cocks....and that may just be too much for me to bear!!!!

*falls over, drooling*

 

[Celestiale]

La la la,....

Heya, ya bunch of weirdos. What's new?

*raises an eyebrow*

You want a rusty axe? HI!!

Well...I did, but now I just need a very disgusting picture of a guy with his dick flayed. Can you help me?

 

[Elbryan]

Well...I did, but now I just need a very disgusting picture of a guy with his dick flayed. Can you help me?

i tried.... i looked... but... i... just... cant... look.... anymore....

*cringes again*


*banishes the bad thoughts... and perks up at the good one that just came on *


Good evening Beautiful...

i hope your day has treated you well...

 

[Celestiale]

i tried.... i looked... but... i... just... cant... look.... anymore....

*cringes again*


*banishes the bad thoughts... and perks up at the good one that just came on *


Good evening Beautiful...

i hope your day has treated you well...

Hello Handsome

I'm well....didn't get my salad done until midnight, but I think it will be great for tomorrow!

I'm gonna make Deviled Eggs too!!!



*fuzzles into you...not letting go*

 

[Celestiale]

Oh!!! And thank you SO much for looking for that pic for me....I know what you mean about it not making you feel well!

 

[Elbryan]

Hello Handsome

I'm well....didn't get my salad done until midnight, but I think it will be great for tomorrow!

I'm gonna make Deviled Eggs too!!!



*fuzzles into you...not letting go*

mmmmm... *holds you close* that sounds like quite a feast...

*grin* can i come?

ill bring a dish!

 

[Elbryan]

Oh!!! And thank you SO much for looking for that pic for me....I know what you mean about it not making you feel well!

lol... i... i guess im not used to seeing people... mistreat... it so seriously...

*grin* i take very good care of mine...

 

[Celestiale]

???

yer "you know what" & someone else are up yer rear???

TMI! TMI! TMI!


Cel ~ I'll see if I can find anything ... once I get my problem solved ... I am feeling a bit better not ... not so queezy ...

roflmao!!!!! oh MY, I would DEFINITELY pay a dollar to see that!!!!

Thank you sweetie, but I'll totally understand if you can't...it's not the most pleasant thing to go searching for! I hope you feel better soon...I've been sick too...did you give me a bug again??

 

[Celestiale]

mmmmm... *holds you close* that sounds like quite a feast...

*grin* can i come?

ill bring a dish!

A meat dish?

 

[Elbryan]

roflmao!!!!! oh MY, I would DEFINITELY pay a dollar to see that!!!!

Thank you sweetie, but I'll totally understand if you can't...it's not the most pleasant thing to go searching for! I hope you feel better soon...I've been sick too...did you give me a bug again??

*grin* what are you two doing that might share a cold?


hmmmmm.... *daydreams a bit*

 

[Celestiale]

*grin* what are you two doing that might share a cold?


hmmmmm.... *daydreams a bit*

Not a cold....tummy troubles!!!! Now quit yer daydreaming!

 

[Elbryan]

A meat dish?

*grin* well... thats what i had in mind

is that ok with you?

 

[Elbryan]

Not a cold....tummy troubles!!!! Now quit yer daydreaming!

awwwww... *rubs your tummy.... mostly*

anything i can do to help?

 

[Celestiale]

*grin* well... thats what i had in mind

is that ok with you?

mmm....yes please????

*blushes and giggles*

 

[hybirdx]

HY ~ you ok? ... Have you been drink Shoto's juice??? ... Scary man ... Scary ...

~ ( I wonder what JC is gonna say/do when she sees this)

Mmmmm... I feel okay... Why? And what in the blue hell is "Shoto's Juice"?

(JC would most likely spear me clear across the room...)

 

[Celestiale]

awwwww... *rubs your tummy.... mostly*

anything i can do to help?

ohhh....oh god.....yes....that's it.....right......there!! stay RIGHT THERE.....more.....MORE..........a little HARDER.............OOOOooooooo......

I think you got it, thanks.

 

[Elbryan]

Mmmmm... I feel okay... Why? And what in the blue hell is "Shoto's Juice"?

(JC would most likely spear me clear across the room...)

<------ hopes "Shotos Juice" isnt what he thinks it is...

 

[Celestiale]

Hi hy! How are you tonight?

 

[hybirdx]

I agree El...

 

[Celestiale]

<------ hopes "Shotos Juice" isnt what he thinks it is...

my thoughts exactly