OOC: Team of Misfits

[KattDclaw]

Lol. Quick Shot! Done before you even know he's inside.

 

[Madwolf023]

It's why I have a rule when it comes to woman. Make them cum at least three times before I put my penis near them.

 

[Kit_Cartaii]

Gonna have to change your name Mad.

Damn it...The Damn Disk Bots won't let me call anyone to get laid...Oh well. I guess the Disk Bots and I will just chat with you guys.

 

[KattDclaw]

That is a sound and fair rule that I could live by.

 

[Madwolf023]

Exactly.

Anyway, it's not like I have an overwhelming need to orgasm every time I satisfy my partner.

 

[DormantEvil]

One should judge a man not by his flaws but by the ingenuity and creativity by which gets around said flaws.

- no idea by someone probably never..aka me

 

[Kit_Cartaii]

I think I spend more time working on my partner then myself. It takes far to long for me to finish and by that time most partners just want you to be done. But I have gain a fairly serious longing for the taste of women's cum. When my partner orgasms its hard not to crawl down and lick it up as quickly as possible.
Besides. I'm not going to cum in her Vagina anyway so Why not get a good taste right?

 

[KattDclaw]

I can't help but pull an Aon here.

I jizz in my pants.

/me starts dancing.

 

[Madwolf023]

I can safely say I have never done that.

 

[KattDclaw]

I almost shat mine once. That's a whole nother story though.

 

[Madwolf023]

Oh totally different.

 

[DormantEvil]

<3's Katt's comments sometimes. Hehe

 

[AnyOtherName]

Katt...pulled an Aon?

/a satisfied smile crawls onto her lips.

Also I heard something about sparking doobie?

/falls back onto magic couch.

I'm always down for that!

/smokes and queues up a song, for the first time not giving an accompanying dance.

Mmm...nerd boys.

 

[AnyOtherName]

/finds herself alone.

/sings between tokes.

I used to have a girl… or so I remember
Until the day on the 10th of November
Picked up a game, then I stopped calling
Came over to my place and she wouldn’t stop bawling
And I was like, “Oh… Hey.”
She was like, “… That’s all you have to say?
I waited for hours, you never showed up
And my family’s in town” I was like, “So… what…?
Come on girl, I had a clan war.”
She’s like, “This game… I won’t stand for!”
I said, “Dang, I hope you’ll reconsider,”
Started spewing tons of promises I knew I won’t deliver
She said she’d stick around, there’s one stipulation
“Throw away the game, with no hesitation,”
She said, “If you don’t, I really will leave.”
I’m like, “Sorry, baby, I just Prestiged...”

Well… I guess it’s me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
Got no work, so I’ll play with my joystick
Got no friends, so it’s me and my joystick
Well… I guess it’s me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
No work, so I’ll play with my joystick
Got no friends, so it’s me and my joystick

I used to have a job… I vaguely recall
Back in the days that I battled with Thrall
Used to show up to work, couldn’t wait to sign in
Always on the clock, turned my daily line in
I’d neglect assignments… Never hide it
Heroic dungeon crawl, could wait to fight it
And dive in, now, I’m dead-set on
Finishing my dailies, had my headset… on
I’m shit talking my whole noob group
A ninja from the other day stole my loot
And I’m trying to get busy and my boss walks in
And says he “better not find my ass clocked in.”
I’m like “Oooh… I guess I’m in trouble then.”
He’s so mad, his blood starts a bubbling
“You play games and try to get paid…”
I’m like, “Yo, let’s talk later, trying to raid.”

Well… I guess it’s me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
No work, guess I’ll play with my joystick
Got no friends, just me and my joystick
Well… I guess it’s me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
There’s no work, gonna play with my joystick
Got no friends, guess it’s me and my joystick

I used to have friends… back in the 64 days
Looking back now kind of feels like the Stone Age
Just kids… cartridge in hand
Sunday afternoon, all the carnage was planned
Back then it was a Goldeneye tourney
Prox mine whore, leave they ass on a gurney
I got double kill, you got frantic
You got lemmings… Ha… Faggot
He said, “Man, fuck you, ass-cock
I’m so mothafucking sick of your trash talk
I got eight… You only got twelve.”
I said, “It’s hard for me when you kill yourself
Hey bitch… You ever heard of a ratio?
I can’t hear you while you’re giving me fellatio”
He said, “Fuck you” and got up to leave
So I told him there’s a cliff down the street… (Haha)

Well… I guess it’s me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
Got no work, gonna play with my joystick
Got no friends, so it’s me and my joystick
Well… I guess it’s me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
No work, I’ll play with my joystick
Got no friends, guess it’s me and my joystick
Yup… It’s still me and my joystick
My girl gone, so I’ll play with my joystick
All alone, so I’ll play with my joystick
I can’t believe I’m still playing with my joystick
Ha… It’s just me and my joystick
My girl left, so I’ll play with my joystick
Got no work, yeah, I’ll play with my joystick
It’s kind of sad that I’m playing with my joystick

Haha… Yeah… Awkward"

<3 Independent artists! Nerdcore rap forever~

/gets ready to sing another Dr. Awkward track.

 

[Kit_Cartaii]

Hello?

 

[DormantEvil]

Hello!

 

[Kit_Cartaii]

And now your offline?

 

[DormantEvil]

Hopping around like a bunny rabbit.

 

[Kit_Cartaii]

Well can I hop with you?

 

[DormantEvil]

Of course! *is burning a shit ton of paperwork (not suss at all)*

 

[Kit_Cartaii]

/Grabs papers and chucks them towards the fire.

 

[KattDclaw]

I like fire...so pretty...so bright...

The agreement says I can't touch it anymore. But sometimes I just want to watch things burn.

I mean. Hey guis. I see Aon is back to her nerdcore. I can honestly say I didn't know it existed till a few weeks ago and boy do I miss my ignorance.

I'm also glad Evil enjoys my comments. Nothing brings people together like poop jokes.

 

[AnyOtherName]

Back to my nerdcore? I'm always on it, baby.

/rock out

 

[KattDclaw]

<3 Army of Darkness.

And I remember playing Ghost and Goblins at the grocery store back in the day. Could never make it past the first few levels.

 

[AnyOtherName]

I was horrible at Ghosts and Goblins. Thankfully I was able to vicariously experience a lot of titles via my older brother <3

And...

Work Song! (Not nerdcore at all!)

ADD: I have to do so much stuff today it makes me sad.