Naughty tongue twisters

[RicoLouis]

1. “How much inches of wood would a Hollywood whore suck if a Hollywood whore would suck your wood.”

2. “Peter's pecker poked a pair of perfect pussies, how many perfect pussies did did Peter's pecker poke.”

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

How much wood would a good cuck suck if a tall bull pulls his small wood?

 

[NC_Coastal]

Chuck, Chuck bo buck.
Banana-fana, fo fuck...

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Starship shipmates make sweet ships:
Thick-dick Spock licks Jim's slick rim

 

[MargotPayge]

The snatch-licking lass likes licking lass’s snatches but she passes licking snatches of the ass-licking lasses.

 

[MargotPayge]

The silly slut lovingly slit the slovenly sheet.

 

[MargotPayge]

Wait, what????????

I know. I forgot a comma.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Betty bought butt butter, but Betty’s brother brought better butt batter. It became a butt butter butt batter battle.

 

[MargotPayge]

“Slow” Sophie the sole slow slut slinkily sucked “Sneaky Slick’s” creasy squeaky scrotum slowly, solely in the slow sled’s sole shed.

 

[MargotPayge]

Sammy sucks sub cuck's nuts so the sub cuck’s cock’s sole nut nuts now.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Nude Newt nuts on nude Knut's nuts; now it's nuts nude Knut won't nut on nude Newt's nuts! Nu?

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Sammy sucks sub cuck's nuts so the sub cuck’s cock’s sole nut nuts now.

I think we’re a bad influence on each other.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Not really naughty, but I do say “fuck”:

Chicory trickery!
Chai latte dickery!
Oat milk, not goat milk!
A venti cup fuck-up
I think I might chuck (up).

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Sukey Sackett sucked six Sad Sacks' sacks.

 

[MargotPayge]

Whimsical Rick licks wicks.
While Rick's wit rarely whets warily wetted rims, Rick rarely wets Rett's wick or licks wary wick-lickers wildly whetted rim's whims.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Many men go merrily munching Margot's Mango.

 

[DocTemplar]

How much wood would a good cuck suck if a tall bull pulls his small wood?

So good.

However, in all fairness, not all cucks have small wood—they just enjoy being cuckholded.

 

[DocTemplar]

The snatch-licking lass likes licking lass’s snatches but she passes licking snatches of the ass-licking lasses.

OMG this makes me horny! Wonderful.

 

[DocTemplar]

Many men go merrily munching Margot's Mango.

I would as well.

 

[sallysparrow23]

Sandy sometimes slurps slippery schlongs since Simon sold Sandy's Saab.

 

[latecomer91364]

Willie willfully wanks his willie while his wily wife Winnie winsomely watches and wields a wand on her woo-hoo waiting for Willie's willie to wilt.

 

[MargotPayge]

I rarely rim. So, when I rim, I rim warily.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Paul playfully palpates Polly's plump pudenda.

 

[MargotPayge]

When a rich witch picks a prick to lick, she will relish licking the prick she picks.

 

[sallysparrow23]

Cora's coma commenced after cumming continuously on Colin's king sized cock.