Monopoly with the I-man

[islandman]

I invented that line too!

 

[yossi]

Now I think you're just making things up.

 

[islandman]

I have this horrible feeling that you're an ex toying with me.

 

[yossi]

I am not sure how to respond to that.

 

[islandman]

Quick, name my favourite colour!

 

[yossi]

Hot pink!

 

[islandman]

Dodged a bullet there.

 

[yossi]

It complements your eyes so well, though.

 

[islandman]

The bullet?

Now you might really be an ex!

 

[yossi]

I...um...*pulls nervously at shirt*...uh, What...what could you possibly mean by that? Phew, is it hot in here or is it just me?

 

[islandman]

Yeah, take it off...

Real nice and slow.

 

[yossi]

Look at what I found.

 

[islandman]

Love it.

Leave the lights on.

 

[yossi]

Was it Motel 6 or Motel 8 that always left the lights on?

 

[islandman]

...and she's already off on a tangent.

Women!

 

[yossi]

My most humble apologies. Of course I wanna explore your body with the lights on.

 

[islandman]

Right, then.

Heading to bed.

Meet me in 10.

Bring the sass.

 

[yossi]

Sass. Double check.

That is, of course, double the sass, because I get the feeling that you are a sass man.

 

[islandman]

*ahem*

Around 10:30pm ET.

 

[Phelia]

Anyone interested in a stroll on the boardwalk or a trip directly to jail (do not pass go)? Indie's in and you're guaranteed at least 3rd place because I'm shit at Monopoly. I'm also amenable to suggestions for games that do not encourage power-hungry madmen doing everything they can to drive their peers into bankruptcy. Barbaric!

 

[yossi]

I'll play. What time?

 

[Phelia]

I'll play. What time?

Yay! Yossi! Let's say 10:30? It'll take me 'til about then to get the silly java applet to work grumble grumble grumble.

 

[yossi]

Sounds good! I think I have to update my java as well. And try to remember the website.

 

[IndieSnob]

Yoss and Phelia are having sex in jail. I'm disgusted.

 

[islandman]

Bastards.

The one night I couldn't play!