Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Man, maybe you shouldn't watch the Mod Squad while you're on a trapeze.

Wait . . . what? Did you order the pizza already?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Wait . . . did you eat the pizza already?

Nope. Just getting started. Pepperoni stuffed crust?

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

You'll shove a tube of meat into just anything warm and doughy, won't you?

Not that it doesn't cross my mind, but you may have me confused with other recent pastry molesters.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Not that my eyes aren't crossed, mind you, but this case of blue balls is not the worst I've ever had. I'm not confused or recently plastered, Molly.

That's M-a-g-i-c-a. I'm going home.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

I'm TOTALLY not going to the prom with you!

Fine! I'll ask Tiffany. She goes all the way!

 

[MagicaPractica]

I'll go to Tiffany's, then she'll go all the way!

Sounds expensive, hope she's worth it!

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

What is the going rate, anyway?

Oh, you know, the usual--$20 for a handjob, roughly $200,000 for college--you wind up paying one way or the other.

 

[MagicaPractica]

It's $20 for a handjob or the other way is you can just go to a college and pick up a horny coed.

Yeah but we cougars are more fun, we know what we're doing.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Yeah but we cougars are more fun, we have learned from experience.

I'm gradually catching on to that (while awkwardly learning that I have painfully little to say to Millennials post coitus).

 

[MagicaPractica]

I'm gradually catching that (while coughing painfully).

May I suggest zinc tablets? They work wonders for me.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

May I suggest the power of suggestion? Here, swallow this. It will work wonders for you.

I totally believe you. . . .

 

[MagicaPractica]

We BELIEVE in the placebo effect .. .

Me too!

However, zinc has been scientifically proven to impede the replication of cold and flu viruses if taken within the first 24 - 48 hours. Look it up iffen ya don't believe me.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Me too! Here, read these studies and they will help stimulate your immune system once you take zinc.[/COLOR]

It's worked for me for years. Doesn't really matter why. Hope the same proves true with boner pills.

 

[MagicaPractica]

It's worked for me for years. Nothing proves truer satisfaction than a good boner.

Well, I think the resolution is just as satisfying.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Well, when I cause a boner, everything works out to my satisfaction.

Sure, but do you ever give a thought to the millions, perhaps billions, of boners that die each day unfulfilled? It's an unspoken tragedy no one is willing to address. . . .

 

[MagicaPractica]

Friends, Have you heard about the millions, perhaps billions, of boners that die each day unfulfilled? It's an unspoken tragedy. . . .

We should start a fund or something!

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

♫ We are the world, we are the . . . ♫

Just a little acknowledgment would be nice. I know, it's not like having a period to deal with, but we do have to roll over and adjust this thing several times a night.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Just a little acknowledgment would be nice. You know, I bet your husband rolls over several times a night just to make sure you're okay.

Yeah, and the snoring is to clean the air so I don't inhale dust.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

It's the little things that mean so much.

Indeed. Me, personally, I go outside to pee in the wee hours. The plants are dying, but domestic tranquility is preserved.

 

[loquere]

Indeed. Me, personally, I gut people to death I catch peeing on my land. The plants are dying, therefore a violation of my property is domestic terrorism.

What...? Are you serious?

 

[latecomer91364]

Why are you sensous?

What? You made me that way, and now you want to quiz me about it?

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

What? You made me this way, and now you want to judge me for how I use my genital interfacing mechanisms?

When the sex machines start talking back, we will know that AI has become the master.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Woo hoo! I'm a walking talking sex machine!

Remember to hydrate.

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Remember to lubricate hydraulics for our humans.

Okay, I'm going to far with this robot thing.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I've gone too far with this robot.

I'll never tell.