Joe_Bob_Gautama
Sporadically lucid
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2010
- Posts
- 5,305
I am the very soul of discretion . . .
Well, sure, but someday our sex robots are just going to come up in casual conversation.
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I am the very soul of discretion . . .
I'll stick to a low tech vibrator.Well, sure, but someday our sex robots are just going to come up and casually strangle us.
Why fix somethin' when it ain't broken?
Open hand? Paddle? What's so special about it?Yeah, my own variety of "spanking" has served many wmen well for decades.
Can I get one with Sonoma pepper-jack cheese and Tuscan black psilocybe truffles?Open-faced hamburglars with piney pickles and oaky opioids are the specialty of the house.
Shit! Can't breathe . . . but . . . strangely . . . hungry. . . .
Damn, should've had a snack before whipping out my shower curtain cape and going to save the day.
Need to sublimate some frustration?
Will you wear that moleskin monokini or does a fluffed-up firkin fit better?Oh, I'll probably jerk off all over Buenos Aires later after to vent my frustrations.
Yes, it is far, far more fardels than I can bear.Will you swear that mele kalikimaka is the Hawaaiian way to say Merry Christmas or is it more than fardels you can bear?
Yes, it is cocaine, far more cocaine than I can snort on my own, take some, donate it to charity.
Okay, lady, it's women in prison time--you're under a redhead.
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
So you're looking more for something to squeeze into than squeeze out of? I can maybe help ya.
I'm feeling like a dusty old relic.
Heh, heh. You could just use a little spit and shine.
I didn't know that this was legal. Turns out I've been overpaying.
No Cumberbunds!
The last Sherlock wasn't that bad! Can I keep him?!
Okay, honey, but you have to get him neutered.
Castrating British actors is a cruel decision.
Agreed. But, better than me.
I'm confused I thought you had a PHD from Harvard, but your proposition is nonsensical.
aaaaaaaannd... now.I agreed to keep artificial intelligence out of it. Literate truckdriver's navigation systems give me the creeps
Please, I can't any more surprises this week.Hold my beer aaaaaaaannd... Watch this!