Joe_Bob_Gautama
Sporadically lucid
- Joined
- Nov 8, 2010
- Posts
- 5,305
Man, maybe you shouldn't watch the Mod Squad while you're on a trapeze.
Wait . . . what? Did you order the pizza already?
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Man, maybe you shouldn't watch the Mod Squad while you're on a trapeze.
Wait . . . did you eat the pizza already?
You'll shove a tube of meat into just anything warm and doughy, won't you?
That's M-a-g-i-c-a. I'm going home.Not that my eyes aren't crossed, mind you, but this case of blue balls is not the worst I've ever had. I'm not confused or recently plastered, Molly.
I'm TOTALLY not going to the prom with you!
I'll go to Tiffany's, then she'll go all the way!
What is the going rate, anyway?
Yeah but we cougars are more fun, we know what we're doing.It's $20 for a handjob or the other way is you can just go to a college and pick up a horny coed.
Yeah but we cougars are more fun, we have learned from experience.
I'm gradually catching that (while coughing painfully).
May I suggest the power of suggestion? Here, swallow this. It will work wonders for you.
We BELIEVE in the placebo effect .. .
Me too! Here, read these studies and they will help stimulate your immune system once you take zinc.[/COLOR]
It's worked for me for years. Nothing proves truer satisfaction than a good boner.
Well, when I cause a boner, everything works out to my satisfaction.
Friends, Have you heard about the millions, perhaps billions, of boners that die each day unfulfilled? It's an unspoken tragedy. . . .
♫ We are the world, we are the . . . ♫
Yeah, and the snoring is to clean the air so I don't inhale dust.Just a little acknowledgment would be nice. You know, I bet your husband rolls over several times a night just to make sure you're okay.
It's the little things that mean so much.
Indeed. Me, personally, I gut people to death I catch peeing on my land. The plants are dying, therefore a violation of my property is domestic terrorism.
Why are you sensous?
What? You made me this way, and now you want to judge me for how I use my genital interfacing mechanisms?
Woo hoo! I'm a walking talking sex machine!
Remember to lubricate hydraulics for our humans.
I've gone too far with this robot.