Make me dirty

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sidekick
She stood next to him as he introduced her as his "bitch," punctuating his remark with a sharp sidekick of her six-inch stiletto heel.

plenipotentiary
 
She stood next to him as he introduced her as his "bitch," punctuating his remark with a sharp sidekick of her six-inch stiletto heel.

plenipotentiary

The government sent a young woman to meet the plenipotentiary, who was from their most important trading partner. The svelte young woman with jet black hair would take care of all of the diplomat's demands upon request.


Samnambulist
 
Tina loved everything about him , but could not overlook his samnambulist behavior, as she would find him out of bed in the kitchen unaware of where he was.......


stratigraphic
 
Tina loved everything about him , but could not overlook his samnambulist behavior, as she would find him out of bed in the kitchen unaware of where he was.......

stratigraphic

She'd been laid down so many times a full stratigraphic study of her would have taken the very best minds on the campus years to complete. And occupied their tongues and fingers for even longer...

Next word: tripe
 
Tripe? :D

Chloe had never liked tripe and rubbing it around her client's anus wasn't doing anything to change her mind. :eek:

recalcitrant
 
Tripe? :D

Chloe had never liked tripe and rubbing it around her client's anus wasn't doing anything to change her mind. :eek:

recalcitrant

Good one!

John pressed down harder and Sarah's recalcitrant virginity reluctantly ruptured.

Next word: lawnmower
 
Good one!

John pressed down harder and Sarah's recalcitrant virginity reluctantly ruptured.

Next word: lawnmower
I sa-wear to gawd Jesse, her pussy was twitchin and jumpin so much it must have had one of those "Brigs and Stratton" lawnmower motors in it.


Clamor
 
I sa-wear to gawd Jesse, her pussy was twitchin and jumpin so much it must have had one of those "Brigs and Stratton" lawnmower motors in it.


Clamor
Her clamours asking him to fuck her hard could be heard by the couple in the next room as well which turned them on to no end!

Whimper
 
He pushed himself into her, slowly at first, then faster as he heard her whimper with pleasure.


dogged

With dogged determination and concentration he managed to keep his mouth on her clit throughout the erratic spastic motions of her love spasms.

Capricious
 
With dogged determination and concentration he managed to keep his mouth on her clit throughout the erratic spastic motions of her love spasms.

Capricious
She was capricious; that was for sure. But while some people disliked it, he boyfriends were all delighted: her whims would take them from one position to another, from one hole to another, each time they made love.

superannuated
 
She was capricious; that was for sure. But while some people disliked it, he boyfriends were all delighted: her whims would take them from one position to another, from one hole to another, each time they made love.

superannuated

For those into granny loving, there is no such thing as a superannuated pussy.


Transmission
 
For those into granny loving, there is no such thing as a superannuated pussy.

Transmission

He kept shifting position as he fucked her, like his cock was the gear handle of a manual transmission car, and it irritated the heck out of her!

Bagpipes :D
 
In the dungeon, her high-pitched whines and cries sounded like bagpipes being being tuned in a discordant fashion.


Ukulele
 
In the dungeon, her high-pitched whines and cries sounded like bagpipes being being tuned in a discordant fashion.

Ukulele

It wasn't working. She wasn't going to get off like this. He was strumming her clit like it was a fuckin' ukelele. Trying to keep the frustration out of her voice she said, "Slow down, Greg. Rub it, don't flick."

Next word: chainmail
 
It wasn't working. She wasn't going to get off like this. He was strumming her clit like it was a fuckin' ukelele. Trying to keep the frustration out of her voice she said, "Slow down, Greg. Rub it, don't flick."

Next word: chainmail
"Methinks it would be much easier and much more enjoyable, Sir Knight," opined the naked maiden, "if you were to doff your chainmail."

trebuchet
 
"Methinks it would be much easier and much more enjoyable, Sir Knight," opined the naked maiden, "if you were to doff your chainmail."

trebuchet

He threw her up and back onto the bed as if by trebuchet, and began to mount her in mid bounce. She loved it rough.


Bats
 
He threw her up and back onto the bed as if by trebuchet, and began to mount her in mid bounce. She loved it rough.

Bats

She had known her husband loved cricket before she married him, but she only realised quite how much when he asked her to bugger him with the handle of one of his own cricket bats!

Next word: cactus
 
She had known her husband loved cricket before she married him, but she only realised quite how much when he asked her to bugger him with the handle of one of his own cricket bats!

Next word: cactus

Her skin tingled as he ran the single spiky cactus needle over her skin, and her heart raced as she realized how easily he could breach the skin at any random moment. It at once thrilled and terrified her.

crepon
 
Her skin tingled as he ran the single spiky cactus needle over her skin, and her heart raced as she realized how easily he could breach the skin at any random moment. It at once thrilled and terrified her.

crepon

He draped her supine form with black crepon, and then kissed her lips, nipples, and clit through the sheer silken fabric.

bleb
 
He draped her supine form with black crepon, and then kissed her lips, nipples, and clit through the sheer silken fabric.

bleb

Because the young man chronically masterbated so hard that he would develop a bleb on the shaft of his penis, the mistress made him wear a cock-ring and trussed him up to prevent self-gratification.


Coldsore
 
Because the young man chronically masterbated so hard that he would develop a bleb on the shaft of his penis, the mistress made him wear a cock-ring and trussed him up to prevent self-gratification.


Coldsore


Her aversion to herpes led her to abandon the blow job before she began: the apparent coldsore on his glans was an instant turn-off.

(OK, JM?, now let's try to get more pleasant:)).

cephalopod
 
Her aversion to herpes led her to abandon the blow job before she began: the apparent coldsore on his glans was an instant turn-off.

(OK, JM?, now let's try to get more pleasant:)).

cephalopod

Fair enough.

He made little sucking kisses along the top of her shoulder and the side of her neck like the undulating arm of a cephalopod with its grasping tentacles.

Caterpillar
 
Fair enough.

He made little sucking kisses along the top of her shoulder and the side of her neck like the undulating arm of a cephalopod with its grasping tentacles.

Caterpillar

His face contorted as he came, his bushy eyebrows meeting like hairy mating caterpillars.

mellifluous
 
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