Lonely guy decides to try the porn ads...

[Carnevil9]

Lonely guy is constantly watching porn and jerking off, but really wants a woman. Even if it is just for meaningless sex. After the thousandth time seeing an ad that says "FUCK MATURE WOMEN IN YOUR AREA FOR FREE! NO CREDIT CARD NEEDED!" he decides, WTF? I might as well give it a try!

I've never so much as clicked on those ads so I don't know what the process is, but let's assume he clicks away and ends up with a sex date, or better yet, a series of them. Each one could be a chapter as he goes through a sequence of mature, horny ladies for no-strings-attached sex. What sort of adventures can we write for him? And does he eventually find true love? Or just endless naughty fun and orgasms?

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Sooooo many possibilities. I did once click on those, it’s the usual thing of “set up a “free” account. And then all the women they claim are in your area have their pictures used for any areas. Then if you want to dm anyone that is actually in your area (or claims to be) you need to pay.

But in fiction you have a lot of ideas:

1. Horror scifi/fantasy Clicks on “Cougars in your area need sex now!” Is given an address and phone number. Woman on the other end begs him to come over, they fuck, have a great time and the guy goes home. He decides to go for two and the woman sounds even more desperate so he rushes over and finds her, but right as they start making out, claws burst from her fingertips and she begins transforming into a were cougar. The ads were to get desperate guys to help these women deal with their urges. If they have sex before it’s too late, great! Woman won’t transform if not…well all that is lost is a desperate guy.

2. The site doesn’t give him their addresses…it gives them his. So now every day he finds desperate women breaking into his house or harassing him in public, to get him to fuck them. Maybe it’s magic, maybe the women pay to be Able to hunt down a guy for sex

3. “Ugly girls in your area”

Could go a few ways:

1. Girls are gorgeous, just have poor body images. Dude can either be a dick and let them keep believing in it or help them out (though this will take them out of the pool of fuckable women)x

2. Girls are hideous (just conventionally ugly or literally monstrous) but they are also so good at sex that dude becomes addicted to them.

3. He finds one of his bullies from college or high school on there. Turns out site judges ugliness by personality so bully is stuck with it till she gets nicer. Bully explains she signed up because she can’t find a boyfriend and even if she’s in the ugly tier, the sex, regardless of partner she gets hooked up with, is always amazing. MC could start a relationship,help her buck the ugly moniker or punish her by denying her sex and making her beg for it

 

[alohadave]

1. Horror scifi/fantasy Clicks on “Cougars in your area need sex now!”

It's an actual cougar and he has to survive the night.

Edit: I really should read the read of the paragraph before I try to be witty.

2. The site doesn’t give him their addresses…it gives them his. So now every day he finds desperate women breaking into his house or harassing him in public, to get him to fuck them. Maybe it’s magic, maybe the women pay to be Able to hunt down a guy for sex

I like this idea.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Hmm. Good one. Let's give it a gritty true crime angle.

The ad is a law enforcement sting operation looking for a serial killer who has killed two mature prostitutes that were involved in such ads. Our MC matches the general description of the suspect and is brought in for questioning. The lead detective is a smoking hot mature lady. After a while, they realize he's just a lonely guy, with solid alibis for the time/dates in question and he's released. But he and the detective had made a bit of a connection during interrogation, and she can't stop thinking about him.

A couple of weeks later they meet in a coffee shop, "accidentally".

What happens next? Maybe the serial killer has gotten a look at the woman pursuing him and now she's the pursued, and our lonely guy is thrust into a dangerous situation.

 

[sirhugs]

Lonely guy is constantly watching porn and jerking off, but really wants a woman. Even if it is just for meaningless sex. After the thousandth time seeing an add that says "FUCK MATURE WOMEN IN YOUR AREA FOR FREE! NO CREDIT CARD NEEDED!" he decides, WTF? I might as well give it a try!

I've never so much as clicked on those ads so I don't know what the process is, but let's assume he clicks away and ends up with a sex date, or better yet, a series of them. Each one could be a chapter as he goes through a sequence of mature, horny ladies for no-strings-attached sex. What sort of adventures can we write for him? And does he eventually find true love? Or just endless naughty fun and orgasms?

he encounters his Mom or sister? or worse- his ex-wife?

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Saw this idea and immediately thought of this:

 

[ChuckWolf]

Lonely guy is constantly watching porn and jerking off, but really wants a woman. Even if it is just for meaningless sex. After the thousandth time seeing an ad that says "FUCK MATURE WOMEN IN YOUR AREA FOR FREE! NO CREDIT CARD NEEDED!" he decides, WTF? I might as well give it a try!

I've never so much as clicked on those ads so I don't know what the process is, but let's assume he clicks away and ends up with a sex date, or better yet, a series of them. Each one could be a chapter as he goes through a sequence of mature, horny ladies for no-strings-attached sex. What sort of adventures can we write for him? And does he eventually find true love? Or just endless naughty fun and orgasms?

This is a great premise for stories.

 

[ChuckWolf]

The guy clocks on the ad and is set up on a date by the website and the mature woman who shows up is attractive, dressed very slutty and is very aggressive ("Look, we both clicked on that ad on the same dodgy porn site, so we're clearly both pervs. Let's quit wasting time and get to it. I am seriously horny right now and my strap-on is in my purse, so, I can assure you that at least one of us is going to get fucked tonight!")

 

[ZfrkS62]

It turns out to be a legit site started by a huge sort network of of widows and divorcees that just happened to launch around the same time as the bogus click bait sites, but because they aren't backed by big porn budgets, they don't advertise on the type of sites you want to click around on.

As a result, he's the only guy to ever sign up and when the email goes out to female user base, he's inundated with dates.

But, because he's been jerking off to porn so much, he can't perform and the best he can manage is mutual masturbation sessions.

OR he gets laid so often his dick is just as sore and he ends up being just as lonely because he cant connect with any of them.

 

[ChuckWolf]

Been thinking about a possible story idea about this.

 

[AchtungNight]

I’d make the hot lady detective a were-cougar just to keep things interesting. The killer can be an alien with mind control powers. He isn’t actually killing anyone, just recruiting people and altering their personalities. He’s also disguising himself as a cult leader. And he’s placing personal ads for his organization. Together our hero, the detective, and her bisexual partner who’s undercover in the cult and also into both the detective and the hero must take the villain down!

 

[JaxRhapsody]

Lonely guy is constantly watching porn and jerking off, but really wants a woman. Even if it is just for meaningless sex. After the thousandth time seeing an ad that says "FUCK MATURE WOMEN IN YOUR AREA FOR FREE! NO CREDIT CARD NEEDED!" he decides, WTF? I might as well give it a try!

I've never so much as clicked on those ads so I don't know what the process is, but let's assume he clicks away and ends up with a sex date, or better yet, a series of them. Each one could be a chapter as he goes through a sequence of mature, horny ladies for no-strings-attached sex. What sort of adventures can we write for him? And does he eventually find true love? Or just endless naughty fun and orgasms?

In reality, free to sign-up, make a profile and read the welcome PM. Everything else requires a credit card.

 

[JaxRhapsody]

What if it's a trap by a sect of sucubi and incubi that are gathering people to farm life force from?

 

[AchtungNight]

A certain Pathfinder goddess of redemption would have a problem with that in my fanfic. She’d recruit a certain Paladin, a certain redeemed Succubus, a certain foxy wizard with excellent memory management, and a certain cat-spider Amazon, an aggressive barbarian, and two Tiefling twin kineticists (all femslashed btw) to take the sect down. Naturally the goddess’s wannabe incubus king loser brother would be in charge of the sect and his simp phony noble serial killer would be their assassin enforcer. Daeran Arrende would finance the heroes’ crusade.

 

[Buffy47]

One option could be he keeps contacting the same lady in the area and you can then write a series of stories about their adventures. Starts of basic meet for a fuck in a seedy motel followed by reducing costs with car back seat and even that leads to dogging and people watching. Sex on a beach in a park even a cheeky fumble at a sports event.

Or does he like to meet different local women and each one brings their own element of fun some could be shy and quiet others dominant and even he learns what pegging means or BDSM. What if a meeting happens to be a Aunt or a sister he just sent a invite message there was no image or real name

 

[davion2308]

I think there's something there. The first story would be the gateway to covering all the different Lit categories, like Anal, Non-Con, Ex/Voy, group, etc, but that first story should have elements of funny and ridiculous.

The guy clicks on the site because Tinder doesn't work for him, he's not into guys (yet?) so he's not on Grindr, and he just says, "Fuck it, let's see what's going on."

And he starts chatting with three separate women. All three really are in the area and verify because he tests them about local knowledge, like a park or where the cops hang out near the freeway to run a speed trap, and they sure sound realistic. He sets up a meet, they show, and they just get down to business.

It's to the point that he's actually kind of turned off or intimidated because the woman (women? maybe all three show) is more aggressive than he expected. And she hits him up again later that day because she wants more.

Monkey paw that shit!