pensivepoet
Love dangerously
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*perk*
Yeah, but it would be better if she offered life preservers and a radio.
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*perk*
Can I get on this ship too? My credit card is out and I'll pay double, as long as you can guarantee AKentuckyLady is there for entertainment. I'll even bring Mark, Jose and Mr. Bacardi with me.
Just look in the cabinet where the flares and life preservers are supposed to be.
But keep it a secret
No, but I'll gladly supply the snorkling gear, to watch you do it, while I play with Jose.I think we can work something out. Have you ever scraped barnacles?
*whispers to Pensive* Now, let's talk about my cut of the proceeds...
I wouldn't miss it, hotsweetdesire. Pony up the cash and tips are always appreciated.
Ok, Ladies. I can see how excited you all are for an adventure.
(what an understatement!)
I'm pleased to announce that I have the menu worked out.
The choices will be beef, chicken, or seafood.
I'm gonna be busy trying to put this all together. Be patient.
I have to run to the bank and get some checks covered and bleed~I mean check on your credit cards.
Then I have to negotiate with White Castle, Long John Silvers, and Chesters.
I also need to take care of that bogus charge the Coast Guard hit me with, pick up some chum for Smitty, and buy some oars just in case.
It seems the boat is going to be over capacity now, so I'll look for some used jet skies.
Remember ladies, it's never a bad time to increase your insurance or never too late for swimming lessons.
Be looking for the package in the mail, and watch for any suspicious vans outside your house.
Do you accept EBT cards?
I better bring more cash! EquinoxRising deserves tips too.
I certainly do love big, thick, throbbing beef, but am a fond fan of cock too! Just how big are these cocks we could be sampling, though?
Ok, Ladies. I can see how excited you all are for an adventure.
(what an understatement!)
I'm pleased to announce that I have the menu worked out.
The choices will be beef, chicken, or seafood.
I'm gonna be busy trying to put this all together. Be patient.
I have to run to the bank and get some checks covered and bleed~I mean check on your credit cards.
Then I have to negotiate with White Castle, Long John Silvers, and Chesters.
I also need to take care of that bogus charge the Coast Guard hit me with, pick up some chum for Smitty, and buy some oars just in case.
It seems the boat is going to be over capacity now, so I'll look for some used jet skies.
Remember ladies, it's never a bad time to increase your insurance or never too late for swimming lessons.
Be looking for the package in the mail, and watch for any suspicious vans outside your house.
Oh damn, I just lost my #1 spot as thread hijacker!
I can see the PM's pouring in now, LOL!
Now remember, Ladies, this is a theme cruise. Gilligan's Island.
Equi needs to wear ridiculously tight shorts 3 sizes too small and her job is to bend over and get drinks out of the cooler.
KyL is Ginger so she needs to dumb down significantly and grow a beauty mark.
The rest of you will be natives, so wear grass skirts with no panties, as natives don't have panties.
Some of the crew already have bones through their nose, so they'll be fine.
I'll tell Smitty to wear his cap crooked and grin like an idiot.
I'll just roll up my sleeves and come up with ideas.
I'm on it!
Please tell me you look like Skipper!!!! You'll make me soooooooooo wet!
Hmmm...I don't think Cap't Smitty is ready for this. And his crew only speaks portugese.
I called Smitty and told him to tell the crew we were with the Dept of Fisheries just to keep them sane.
So bring clipboards and look serious til we hit deep water.
Long John Silvers was a tough cookie, but Sam's Club had a special on fish sticks so we're cool.
I found two jet skies I think I can get running.
I just happen to have 2 lawnmowers with I think similar engines.
Rest up!
I think the fish sticks are way too soft for your guests. I'd rather enjoy some Portuguese sausage that your crew can whip up. Thick, hot and spicy is much more satisfying.
I think the fish sticks are way too soft for your guests. I'd rather enjoy some Portuguese sausage that your crew can whip up. Thick, hot and spicy is much more satisfying.