Is Cunnilingus a 'blowjob'?

[gunhilltrain]

euphemisms exist to be entertaining, colorful, informative, humorous, or to muffle anger so yes, more syllables are going to be expended. I just think they're fun.

We have a recent thread about this. There were a lot of examples given. I'd say that, unless one is being tongue-in-cheek, only the "muffle anger" reason holds true. If it's a government agency (the "Department of Corrections" example), they are being very serious about it.

 

[MidnightRyder007]

Depends on the size of the clit

 

[Trionyx]

A few synonyms for fellatio: (EDITED: CUNNILINGUS was what I meant. Got to get more sleep....)

Lip service, pay lip service

Muff diving/munching

Carpet munching, cleaning the carpet

Eat out

Pay lip service to

Clam diving

Eat at the Y, eat down at the Y

DATY, abbreviation for Dining at the Y

Moose burger, fur burger

Go down south. Go down under

Aussie/Australian kiss (as in 'down under')

Yodel in the valley/canyon

Mustache ride

Playing the hairmonica

Munch/eat a box lunch

Faire minette -- Fr: do the kitten

Make her dessert

Having alphabet soup -- refers to drawing the alphabet with tongue

Strawberry kiss or Earning red wings-- cunnilingus during menses

Gamahuche

 

[MillieDynamite]

Cunnilingus is an oral sex act involving a person stimulating the vulva of another by using the tongue and lips.

Fellatio (also known as fellation, and in slang as blowjob, BJ, giving head, or sucking off) is an oral sex act involving a person stimulating the penis of another by using the mouth.

 

[Trionyx]

Cunnilingus is an oral sex act involving a person stimulating the vulva of another by using the tongue and lips.

Fellatio (also known as fellation, and in slang as blowjob, BJ, giving head, or sucking off) is an oral sex act involving a person stimulating the penis of another by using the mouth.

Absolutely right. You aren’t the only one with dyslexia except I just experienced dickslexia. Sorry.

 

[Britva415]

A few synonyms for fellatio:

I think you meant "cunnilingus"

 

[stickygirl]

A few synonyms for fellatio:

Lip service, pay lip service

Muff diving/munching

Carpet munching, cleaning the carpet

Eat out

Pay lip service to

Clam diving

Eat at the Y, eat down at the Y

DATY, abbreviation for Dining at the Y

Moose burger, fur burger

Go down south. Go down under

Aussie/Australian kiss (as in 'down under')

Yodel in the valley/canyon

Mustache ride

Playing the hairmonica

Munch/eat a box lunch

Faire minette -- Fr: do the kitten

Make her dessert

Having alphabet soup -- refers to drawing the alphabet with tongue

Strawberry kiss or Earning red wings-- cunnilingus during menses

Gamahuche

and
Falling in your dinner

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

Do not forget Carpet munching!

No one mentioned dining at the Y

Edit: oh, I see it in the list above now.

 

[ElectricBlue]

No one mentioned dining at the Y

Edit: oh, I see it in the list above now.

Nobody says it like Leonard Cohen:

Light as a Breeze

 

[Duleigh]

A few synonyms for fellatio:

Lip service, pay lip service

Muff diving/munching

Carpet munching, cleaning the carpet

Eat out

Pay lip service to

Clam diving

Eat at the Y, eat down at the Y

DATY, abbreviation for Dining at the Y

Moose burger, fur burger

Go down south. Go down under

Aussie/Australian kiss (as in 'down under')

Yodel in the valley/canyon

Mustache ride

Playing the hairmonica

Munch/eat a box lunch

Faire minette -- Fr: do the kitten

Make her dessert

Having alphabet soup -- refers to drawing the alphabet with tongue

Strawberry kiss or Earning red wings-- cunnilingus during menses

Gamahuche

If you're going to perform fellatio on someone and find yourself Muff Diving, one of you two is very confused

 

[StillStunned]

If you're going to perform fellatio on someone and find yourself Muff Diving, one of you two is very confused

I have a story where the opposite happens.

 

[bestkeptsecret678]

Nobody says it like Leonard Cohen:

Light as a Breeze

Yes. “So I knelt there at the delta..”

 

[nice90sguy]

Fellatio and cunnilingus are the only sex acts I know of where only one person is getting pleasure, while the other is watching TV.

 

[TheRedChamber]

Fellatio and cunnilingus are the only sex acts I know of where only one person is getting pleasure, while the other is watching TV.

Err...

I could agree with 'Fellatio and cunnilingus are the only sex acts I know of where one person is getting pleasure and watching TV while the other is getting a cramp in their jaw'

I don't think I've ever been eating a lady out and thinking it'd be acceptable or physically comfortable to watch some Simpsons at the same time.

 

[AlexBailey]

Mackin’ the quim

 

[Duleigh]

If you're watching TV, your partner isn't doing it right.

 

[StillStunned]

If you're watching TV, your partner isn't doing it right.

Or not doing it to you.

 

[Duleigh]

Or not doing it to you.

 

[AlexBailey]

In a the words of Mojo Nixon (r.i.p.) ‘getting ring-around-the-face’.

 

[pink_silk_glove]

In a the words of Mojo Nixon (r.i.p.) ‘getting ring-around-the-face’.

Yea, we lost Mojo last month.

In the words of Aldous Snow "Wipe my face on the welcome mat."

 

[VikingPhoenix]

I like to call it tongue fucking. Never called it a blow job. Maybe we need to rebrand both and call them suck jobs or lick jobs…might be more appropriate!

Lmao...love this!..can we throw in a throat fuck for good measure?!

 

[KeithD]

I think a blow job requires a phallus.