46n2
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I had a shitty mother.
It’s not that simple. She wasn’t entirely shitty. She was actually plenty dynamic, in ways that’s made it lots more difficult for OTHER women to measure up to my own expectations. She’s made it plenty difficult for other women to be enough.
And she’s made it plenty necessary for other women to… enrich me.
And some of them have.
CHRISSY
I’ve told this story too many times on here (over the years) to make it brand new again but Chrissy was my baseball coach. When I was fuckin 7 or 8. “Chrissy” and “Howdy”. They were a team. They were a team for the rest of the team. This was in a little shitty hick town where, when looking back, you don’t have a female fucking baseball coach. How the hell did she think she could DO that?
Well she was right. She could.
She was also right about ME. I could. In ways I thought I couldn’t.
“Put this on. Get out there. Yer gonna be great.”
I’ll never forget it. As if it were yesterday. It’s been with me ever since.
She handed me a nard protector. That thing a catcher puts over his balls so the hardball don’t hit yer goodies while yer receiving the pitch. Yup.
I’d been in the Outfield up until then. Just another guy. But our catcher - who was outrageously horrible - got sick for a week and the lot of us went through practice playing the role. I won. I didn’t suck. On a ridiculously shitty team, I didn’t suck. So I won.
She had warned me, “If he doesn’t show up. Yer the guy.” I was terrified. He needed to show up. I did not want to be “the guy”. But he didn’t. I did instead. So then I met her on that Saturday with the cock protector in her hand. “Put this on.” I went out there and fucking OWNED it. I had to. I could not fail her belief in me. I had to do everything I possibly could to see her smile at me in response. And once I saw that. I had to do it over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
I’m the best catcher that town has ever seen. No one will ever replace me. I would chase dudes back to the bag. I would throw them out from the plate. We didn’t even have a pitcher. This was just above pee wee league, we had grown men out there lobbing the ball to the plate. Where I would grab it and throw some dickhead out on third base who thought he could cheat my team and move towards home without his own guy hitting the ball. You can’t do that on me. Cuz Chrissy is my coach.
I would throw my helmet off and chase fuckers down. Put them in a pickle. Tag them out. I caught foul balls all over the place. I once raced one down to the dugout and threw myself across the pebbles. I caught the ball. Right in front of all my other teammates. They went berserk. I loved going into the dugout after we survived anohter inning somehow. They would jump up and down and hug me. And I’d get to see coach Chrissy’s face.
She would smile at me.
“I told you so.”
Plus, she was FINE. Hot as hell. Smoking hawt. The hottest chick you’ve ever seen. This was the 70’s and she would wear bell bottom jeans that clutched her cunt like the mitt in my hand. Surfer chick. The “Valley” was 15 minutes away from the shore. She would go out there and surf. Then come back to the rest of us (and Howdy), teach us how to play ball.
How am I allowed to get that lucky?
Why do I get to have that?
Chrissy. Where the fuck am I at with anything if not for her?
“Put this on. Get out there. Yer gonna be great.”
My mother never could put the three of those thoughts together. But Chrissy could. And would. And did. So I did what she wanted me to. And I’ve been a better man for it every day of my life.
Thank you, Chrissy.
It’s not that simple. She wasn’t entirely shitty. She was actually plenty dynamic, in ways that’s made it lots more difficult for OTHER women to measure up to my own expectations. She’s made it plenty difficult for other women to be enough.
And she’s made it plenty necessary for other women to… enrich me.
And some of them have.
CHRISSY
I’ve told this story too many times on here (over the years) to make it brand new again but Chrissy was my baseball coach. When I was fuckin 7 or 8. “Chrissy” and “Howdy”. They were a team. They were a team for the rest of the team. This was in a little shitty hick town where, when looking back, you don’t have a female fucking baseball coach. How the hell did she think she could DO that?
Well she was right. She could.
She was also right about ME. I could. In ways I thought I couldn’t.
“Put this on. Get out there. Yer gonna be great.”
I’ll never forget it. As if it were yesterday. It’s been with me ever since.
She handed me a nard protector. That thing a catcher puts over his balls so the hardball don’t hit yer goodies while yer receiving the pitch. Yup.
I’d been in the Outfield up until then. Just another guy. But our catcher - who was outrageously horrible - got sick for a week and the lot of us went through practice playing the role. I won. I didn’t suck. On a ridiculously shitty team, I didn’t suck. So I won.
She had warned me, “If he doesn’t show up. Yer the guy.” I was terrified. He needed to show up. I did not want to be “the guy”. But he didn’t. I did instead. So then I met her on that Saturday with the cock protector in her hand. “Put this on.” I went out there and fucking OWNED it. I had to. I could not fail her belief in me. I had to do everything I possibly could to see her smile at me in response. And once I saw that. I had to do it over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
I’m the best catcher that town has ever seen. No one will ever replace me. I would chase dudes back to the bag. I would throw them out from the plate. We didn’t even have a pitcher. This was just above pee wee league, we had grown men out there lobbing the ball to the plate. Where I would grab it and throw some dickhead out on third base who thought he could cheat my team and move towards home without his own guy hitting the ball. You can’t do that on me. Cuz Chrissy is my coach.
I would throw my helmet off and chase fuckers down. Put them in a pickle. Tag them out. I caught foul balls all over the place. I once raced one down to the dugout and threw myself across the pebbles. I caught the ball. Right in front of all my other teammates. They went berserk. I loved going into the dugout after we survived anohter inning somehow. They would jump up and down and hug me. And I’d get to see coach Chrissy’s face.
She would smile at me.
“I told you so.”
Plus, she was FINE. Hot as hell. Smoking hawt. The hottest chick you’ve ever seen. This was the 70’s and she would wear bell bottom jeans that clutched her cunt like the mitt in my hand. Surfer chick. The “Valley” was 15 minutes away from the shore. She would go out there and surf. Then come back to the rest of us (and Howdy), teach us how to play ball.
How am I allowed to get that lucky?
Why do I get to have that?
Chrissy. Where the fuck am I at with anything if not for her?
“Put this on. Get out there. Yer gonna be great.”
My mother never could put the three of those thoughts together. But Chrissy could. And would. And did. So I did what she wanted me to. And I’ve been a better man for it every day of my life.
Thank you, Chrissy.