Tio_Narratore
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From HP to Maj...
Delighted to, my dear.
Delighted to, my dear.
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Where in the hell am I? Where is everybody?
Sorry buddy, I thought the hotel booked twin beds.
Sorry, young Sir, but it's not that kind of Hotel.
Now, will you lot hush up for a while please?
Give me 100 bucks or I cry rape.
Wait? Then who the hell did I give my $100 to last night?
I already spent it.
So when's the food arriving, then ?
I already ate. (Licks lips suggestively.)
So you're not still hungry, are you?
Why don't you lot go downstairs to the breakfast buffet? You're making a bloody awful mess of the bed with your sticky buns and such!
*glares* I'm not sure I like your accusation. But I'll go if there is a nice serving of bacon with my name on it.
*glares* I'm not sure I like your accusation. But I'll go if there is a nice serving of bacon with my name on it.
I'm told there's always plenty of hot pigmeat at the breakfast buffet.
I generally go for drinking some one "under the table," HP, but in this case, eating them under the table might be a more interesting option...
only in the Naked Lounge, I think.
Need a naked back massage, HP?
(Then I'll take the front afterwards.)
Don't ignore the young man on the other side of the bed, Maj; I'm sure he'd appreciate a warm welcome.
I'm not ignoring anyone on purpose, Tio, but I didn't see him.
I know you'd never ignore someone intentionally, least of all a young man in your bed. I just thought I'd point the newcomer out so you could give him a proper welcome.
Okay - but right now I'm busy taking care of HP.