If you were the opposite gender for a week...

I should also assume in this scenario that money is not a concern. Clothes and shoe shopping are first up. As a big-and-tall guy, my clothing options are not as varied as they could be. So I'd get my hands on some clothes: some classy, quite a bit slutty. Boots would be a must. And for some reason those extra-tall Converse canvas shoes that lace all the way up to the knee just drive me crazy, so I'd get some of those.
Marathon sex with the wife would be a no-brainer, so she could finally get fucked by another girl. And with any luck, I'd be multiorgasmic, so I'd finally know how she feels.
There would be plenty of raiding my pre-existing toy collection. Interested to see how the Rambone, the Hand, and Junior would feel on the other side.
 
Lol

I would try and find out what the hell the fascination is with golf and chasing a ball about a load of grass and sand.
LOL seems to amuse Mike (my other half) a lot....
 
Aside from the obvious of having lots of sex with men to see what sex feels like as a woman strangely I would want to experience one menstrual cycle. And if it wasn't as bad as women bitch about when I had to go back to being a man I would never let women hear the end of how bitchy they are about it! ;) Of course if it was worse than I could possibly imagine I would be super sympathetic to my former sisters. :D
 
My wife and I talked about if we switched sex parts what we would do. We agreed that she wouldn't play with others for a while because she would want to fuck me silly.
 
I've had this question before. For me, day one, two, and three are pretty straight forward.

I'd stand in front of the mirror and watch as I feel myself up.

Some Myth somewhere claims that women's orgasms are 9 times as intense as men's. I'd test the hell out of that theory.

On the following days, I think I'd root out every lesbian I could find.

Maybe on the last days, I'd find men to fuck me silly. 'Leave 'em smiling.

The myth you're thinking of is Tiresias, who was turned into a woman, then turned back into a man, and then asked to settle a question from Zeus and Hera as to whom enjoyed sex more.
 
The myth you're thinking of is Tiresias, who was turned into a woman, then turned back into a man, and then asked to settle a question from Zeus and Hera as to whom enjoyed sex more.
Thanks, MatthewVett.

Much appreciated. I'll go do some rereading on Tiresias. I bet Hera just purred.
 
I would a cum junky.

I would get a brazilian wax, then get a small bikini and hang out at the beach. I would look for guys who were sporting some serious meat and find ways to jump their bones. I would suck cock to get them hard, then straddle them to get them going and finally lay back and let them fuck me hard.
 
I would do whatever I had to do to get into a porn with Mandingo. Then I would do whatever I had to do to get into another porn with Mandingo. Then.....:D
 
If there was still a male me about at the same time, I would probably shag myself.
Could then work out if i was any good, if not, go for self improvement teach myself new techniques.
 
I would not involve others at all, but spend much time in self exploration. By the time the week was up I would know all about pussies and how to please them. Masturbate by the hour.
 
Go to the gym and work out. Feel what it's like to have a big strong functional body. Walk outside at night or in a parking garage without being wary. Go anywhere I want at the drop of a hat because I can get ready in less than 10 minutes without looking like a wreck. When someone pisses me off, snap their head off instead of having to be diplomatic because now I'm not a lady. If it itches, scratch it. Eat a big meal without being paranoid about bloating. Have sex comfortably, knowing I'm getting a happy ending instead of wondering if my partner will last long enough. Be able to reach a top shelf. Run. Wear comfortable clothes.
 
GorgeousGeekGirl, you are exactly right! OMG wouldn't all those things be wonderful even if only for a day!
 
It might depend on whether I stay 'man' in mind but swap body. Don't see myself rushing to find men, but I can't wait to try on all those sexy clothes I only get to feel from the outside normally. Have a facial (normal not ejaculated!), nails done, then have myself some fun with my girlfriend, dressed the same, bodies the same so a little light tribbing would be just divine...
 
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Urinate. Standing up.
Now that's not only interesting but funny as well. We men have all sorts of naughty thoughts regarding this subject and here is a woman that wants something simple that we take for granted. Well Said Corbal!
 
Dick for a week!..

I'd end up breaking it the first day!
I would love to wake up with morning wood! First thing I would do (since it's a fantasy my ole man would be all about it!) is fuck face him the way I love to be face fucked. Noisey, sloppy, and deep. I'd try to cum ten times in one day. I'd "people watch" strangers thinking perverse thoughts enjoying my boner between my legs.
I would probably fuck my ass too, just so I could experience a prostate O.
I'm deadly curious if squirting feels like male ejaculation. I hope so!
 
I would have a lot of fun

I have always been a bit envious of women's orgasms. They sure seem to have much stronger ones that I do, and they can cum multiple times without as much effort. So the first thing I would do is masturbate. I would spend a lot of time playing with my boobs too. Then I would find a guy, get fucked silly, and find a lesbian to play with as well.
 
The myth you're thinking of is Tiresias, who was turned into a woman, then turned back into a man, and then asked to settle a question from Zeus and Hera as to whom enjoyed sex more.
The way i was told (way back when) to settle it, was to, Place your finger in your ear, wiggle it around. Now what fells better your finger or your ear? :) Great Thread Topic
 
Thanks, MatthewVett.

Much appreciated. I'll go do some rereading on Tiresias. I bet Hera just purred.

She actually cursed him with blindness because she didn't like his answer. Gods: they're dicks.
 
I would first go on a shopping spree for slut clothes and cute shoes. Then I would offer up my holes to please as many cocks as I could
 
It would be great to have breast and to feel a man's hands as he cautiously went for them, then went for my nipples. I would like to feel a man behind me with a hard cock in his pants, knowing that my pussy lines up just perfectly for him to fuck me.

I would like to wear a skirt on a date with a man and at some point go to the bathroom and return with my panties in my hand, telling him that I'm commando and wait for him to take me.

I want to go to my date's office and get under his desk to suck him off, and when the coast is clear, let him bend me over the desk and fuck me hard.
 
Get even

I would have PMS all week and show her what we put up with. Love her more then anything but wow! This week is a tough one.
 
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