TE999
How 'bout a kiss, baby
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I remember fondly my summer vacations at my grandparents farm. They lived a simple life without many modern frills.
Grandpa taught me how to fish, hunt and grow vegetables.
Grandma shared many a nugget of homespun wisdom with me that have stayed in my memory to this day.
I remember one afternoon we were sitting in the shade of the back porch drinking lemonade. Grandma said "One day you'll be a grown man and looking for a wife. When that time comes, marry a woman with small hands."
"Why Grandma?"
She smiled knowingly, "Because it'll make your dick look bigger."
Grandpa taught me how to fish, hunt and grow vegetables.
Grandma shared many a nugget of homespun wisdom with me that have stayed in my memory to this day.
I remember one afternoon we were sitting in the shade of the back porch drinking lemonade. Grandma said "One day you'll be a grown man and looking for a wife. When that time comes, marry a woman with small hands."
"Why Grandma?"
She smiled knowingly, "Because it'll make your dick look bigger."