How to become more popular on Literotica?

[AlexD2018]

Hi, I’ve been on this site for a month now and have been enjoying it but I don’t seem to be getting that many PMs for RP or just in general. Nor am I making many ‘friends’, or getting many responses to my posts. What do you think I should do to make more of an impression on the site?

 

[Super-Surprise]

Change your screen name to Alexis or Sexy-Lexi_BJ, and then act as if you are a female.

Or simply PM the user BusyBody AKA BBX## here... https://forum.literotica.com/member.php?u=4568786

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Hi, I’ve been on this site for a month now and have been enjoying it but I don’t seem to be getting that many PMs for RP or just in general. Nor am I making many ‘friends’, or getting many responses to my posts. What do you think I should do to make more of an impression on the site?

Offer free blowjobs.

There are a lot of frustrated conservative schmucks here flying undercover from shame who haven't unclogged their main drains in a looooooong time.

 

[HAL_9000]

Show us your tits!

 

[spacekowboy]

Tits or become a racist fuckstick. Those are the quickest routes to frame around here.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

Keep talking, reading, interacting. It's slower on a message board and not so much the instant gratification you get from most social media platforms.

 

[AlexD2018]

Tits or become a racist fuckstick. Those are the quickest routes to frame around here.

Well here are some tits then!

 

[srjman]

Well here are some tits then!

*real tits

 

[AlexD2018]

*real tits

I don’t do real tits darling. In fact real tits are a big turn off. Still tits are there!

 

[Notcastor]

Tits or become a racist fuckstick. Those are the quickest routes to frame around here.

You have all that in spades, yet aren’t popular.

So just be the opposite of you. Bam. Pop-u-lar Cit-ay.

 

[bronzeage]

Tits or become a racist fuckstick. Those are the quickest routes to frame around here.

Cigar avs are the way to go.

 

[CandiCame]

I don’t do real tits darling. In fact real tits are a big turn off. Still tits are there!

Wait are you the fake tits guy? From the fetish thread? If you are, I feel like you're getting popular because I'm starting to recognize you.

 

[raindancer]

I'm taking notes. Legit.

 

[spacekowboy]

You have all that in spades, yet aren’t popular.

So just be the opposite of you. Bam. Pop-u-lar Cit-ay.

Your mom just took my cock out of her mouth long enough to ask me to tell you that the laundry and dishes had better be done by the time she gets home, Lace.

And judging by the way she is tonguing my balls, she should be heading home directly. Better get busy, kiddo.

 

[pantalaimonlyra]

I'm taking notes. Legit.

Color coded and highlighted neatly??

 

[raindancer]

I have sticky notes. Mmmmhmmm.

 

[neci]

please don't start spamming the board with fake tits. we have enough of that shit around here. fake tit picks are the fastest way to the iggy list, next to racist fuckwad posts. now just post your penis, and we shall call it a successful day.

 

[neci]

I'm taking notes. Legit.

post your penis!!!!!!

 

[spacekowboy]

I'm taking notes. Legit.

Make with the tits.

 

[raindancer]

I gots no penis. Just some office supplies.

 

[raindancer]

Make with the tits.

Everyone has seen those thangs. You go first!

 

[spacekowboy]

I'll bet your pen is enormous, though.

 

[jaF0]

Show us your tits!

Still tits are there!

Dude said YOUR tits, not just any hooker's tits.

 

[CandiCame]

I gots no penis. Just some office supplies.

Maybe it works like big dick energy and it's more about your spiritual penis.

 

[neci]

i will take my red pen to your sticky notes.