Honey, I shrunk my balls

[widereceiver]

I went for a swim for the first time this year. The water was a little cold but not too bad. (As I get older, I like the water warmer and warmer.) When I got out, the cold water had done it’s thing. My genitalia had seriously contracted. I lay out in the sun for a bit but it was a while before everything went back to normal. Wouldn’t you know it- one of my favorite activities makes my cock and balls smaller. And I’m not all that big to begin with. I’ll keep swimming though. It’s good for my heart and lungs, and everything else. Fortunately, the downside is temporary. Hope this brings a smile to someone’s lips.

 

[FataMorgana]

Yes. I look like I have a coat hanger in my gob right now.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Just wear your suit and all will be fine.