Hoetry!

[NRJLIVES4ever]

This will be fun.

Roses are red
Violets cost money
I'm gonna stick
My dick in some honey

Feel free to contribute.

 

[GSDom]

Roses are red
My back seat is comfy
So after this dinner…
We’re gonna be humping

 

[ydahecnot]

Hands in your hair
Moving head lower
Soon you will learn:
Shower or grower

 

[sallysparrow23]

Red is a color
Rose is a flower
I'll be naked in ten
Meet me in the shower.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

There is a roses are red thread somewhere on here….
But anyway

Roses are red
My pussy is wet
So I’ll flash my tits
And cast a wide net

 

[GSDom]

Roses are red
And this might sound cocky,
But I think I could be
Your best tasting coffee.

 

[GSDom]

There is a roses are red thread somewhere on here….
But anyway

Roses are red
My pussy is wet
So I’ll flash my tits
And cast a wide net

I’ll wait on the flash
As my blood boils
To be sure when you post,
I’ll have coconut oil.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Roses are red
Trolls abound
My 8 inch dick
Is ready to pound

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Roses are red
Trolls abound
My 8 inch dick
Is ready to pound

Is it really 8 inches???

 

[snexxer]

I met a girl in Birkenhead
Who i wanted to get in bed.
Then she chose to spend the night.
The next morning she wasn't walking right.

 

[bbcbarry9033]

There was a man from Greene
Who invented a fucking machine
In the middle of a stroke
A piston broke
And crushed his balls to cream!

-Unknown

 

[snexxer]

There was a man from nantucket
Who's knob was so big he could suck it
He said with a grin, as he wiped.off his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

She appeared in my life
She wanted to be my wife
I just wanted sex

 

[Bry1313]

Roses are red
My cock is so long
Come meet me in bed
Then ride my schlong

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Roses are red
I've got an 8 inch dick
my GF's friend has seen it
I SAID NO DICK PICS!

 

[sallysparrow23]

He called me a troll
But little does he know
That I'm actually a ho
Fo sho

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

He called me a troll
But little does he he know
That I'm actually a ho
Fo sho

How YOU doin?

 

[Bry1313]

Roses are red
And I am a shower
my sex life is dead
All the ladies prefer growers

 

[Taegul]

I'd give my ten inch
To these ladies three
Now that's what I call
Slam poetry.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

I'd give my ten inch
To these ladies three
Now that's what I call
Slam poetry.

Well done

 

[sallysparrow23]

Roses are red
And I am a shower
my sex life is dead
All the ladies prefer growers

I kept reading this as shower and could not make sense of it until now.

 

[Indie]

Bite me
Undress me
Teach me
Tease me
Hurt me
Own me
Lick me
Enter me.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Bite me
Undress me
Teach me
Tease me
Hurt me
Own me
Lick me
Enter me.

In that exact order? Done and done.

 

[Indie]

In that exact order? Done and done.

Mmhmm. Or else you miss out on the secret message.

 

[InCNCestBangPie]

Sorry, I came as soon as I saw the word "hoe" (and the OP ).

Work has left me tattered,
spirit broken and energy depleted.
Now Daddy, please leave me battered,
pussy sore and my will defeated.