RubenesqueAphrodite
Pphhfthtt.....
- Joined
- Oct 14, 2012
- Posts
- 22,763
I am SWF, 42, BBW mother of two.
More than halfway intelligent and funny to boot.
I am NOT looking for sexy chat. I just like to talk and banter back and forth.
Online/cyber sex/sexting really does nothing for me, so I apologize in advance if that is what you seek.
I'm fairly certain the words "Smart" and "Ass" are frequently used conjoinedly to describe me, so it would be very helpful if you have a solid sense of humor and at least a working knowledge in sarcasm.
I'm pretty open to most topics, and don't mind talking about sex, just won't have sexy talk. ( that means you will NOT be putting your virtual penis into my virtual holes at anytime during the conversation )
Call me a perennial student in that I like to learn knew things and enjoy hearing other's honest and respectful opinions on different music, kinks, plants, homesteading topics, etc.
I will not discuss politics. Life is too fucking short to quibble over tickle-down vs socialism.
Married need not apply. I don't like being a secret.
Wishing everyone a wonderful evening.
~Me
More than halfway intelligent and funny to boot.
I am NOT looking for sexy chat. I just like to talk and banter back and forth.
Online/cyber sex/sexting really does nothing for me, so I apologize in advance if that is what you seek.
I'm fairly certain the words "Smart" and "Ass" are frequently used conjoinedly to describe me, so it would be very helpful if you have a solid sense of humor and at least a working knowledge in sarcasm.
I'm pretty open to most topics, and don't mind talking about sex, just won't have sexy talk. ( that means you will NOT be putting your virtual penis into my virtual holes at anytime during the conversation )
Call me a perennial student in that I like to learn knew things and enjoy hearing other's honest and respectful opinions on different music, kinks, plants, homesteading topics, etc.
I will not discuss politics. Life is too fucking short to quibble over tickle-down vs socialism.
Married need not apply. I don't like being a secret.
Wishing everyone a wonderful evening.
~Me
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