Here is my Personal... Let's see how quickly it Tanks

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I am SWF, 42, BBW mother of two.

More than halfway intelligent and funny to boot.

I am NOT looking for sexy chat. I just like to talk and banter back and forth.

Online/cyber sex/sexting really does nothing for me, so I apologize in advance if that is what you seek.

I'm fairly certain the words "Smart" and "Ass" are frequently used conjoinedly to describe me, so it would be very helpful if you have a solid sense of humor and at least a working knowledge in sarcasm.

I'm pretty open to most topics, and don't mind talking about sex, just won't have sexy talk. ( that means you will NOT be putting your virtual penis into my virtual holes at anytime during the conversation )

Call me a perennial student in that I like to learn knew things and enjoy hearing other's honest and respectful opinions on different music, kinks, plants, homesteading topics, etc.

I will not discuss politics. Life is too fucking short to quibble over tickle-down vs socialism.

Married need not apply. I don't like being a secret.


Wishing everyone a wonderful evening.

~Me

 

[Lollygirl26]

I Have admired you and your cleaver wit on many threads. Thought I'd say hi. And I'll try not to fall madly in love with u.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I Have admired you and your cleaver wit on many threads. Thought I'd say hi. And I'll try not to fall madly in love with u.

Thank you, Darlin'. I appreciate the compliment. I admit, my wit can bite at times, but that can be fun, yes?

Thank you for the mini-bump.

 

[herMaster1111]

Hey RA good luck with your search!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Hey RA good luck with your search!

 

[respeito]

smart ass. now come back to (insert name of instant messaging service) so we can continue discussing "politics."

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

smart ass. now come back to (insert name of instant messaging service) so we can continue discussing "politics."

Girl!!!!
You did not....


Yes, you did!!

Bad, BAD! Ladybug...

 

[SquidProQuo]

Best of luck. Seeing your ad has kind of inspired me to possibly make my own now. I want to make friends on Lit, and I'm not really interested in hooking up anymore, because I am already attached now.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Best of luck. Seeing your ad has kind of inspired me to possibly make my own now. I want to make friends on Lit, and I'm not really interested in hooking up anymore, because I am already attached now.

I'm so glad you feel inspired.
I was just telling another respondent that while this *is* "Literotica" I think if more people would take the urgency to cyber out of the equation, they might come away with more than a simple, satisfactory wank session. You know?

I can troll on over to the audio section and take care of that to my heart's content, but to have a meaningful and open conversation with someone, that's gold right there.

 

[respeito]

goddess, your thread needs some snacks.

*coughs* golden oreos and 2% milk *coughs*

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

goddess, your thread needs some snacks.

*coughs* golden oreos and 2% milk *coughs*

Will this do?

You realize I'm gonna get moved to the Playground for this, right?

 

[respeito]

oops, sorry about that. thanks for the breyers.


*grabs ice cream and skates to the exit*

 

[1sickbastard]

You're thread has officially...

...Tanked!

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

oops, sorry about that. thanks for the breyers.


*grabs ice cream and skates to the exit*

*spanks*
you are welcome, anytime.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

*chuckles* You said virtual penis...

Hiya, RA! *hugs*

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

...Tanked!

Lol...
*pops a balloon*

*chuckles* You said virtual penis...

Hiya, RA! *hugs*

I'm sure I also mentioned virtual holes, too.
Keep up , girlie!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Girl, you make me smile everytime I see your posts. Good luck on your search for fun, intelligent convo.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Girl, you make me smile everytime I see your posts. Good luck on your search for fun, intelligent convo.

Glad to hear it. I'm all about smiles

Thanks everyone for popping in, and thank you even more to those who took the time to message me.
This old mare is heading to bed..

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I am around this evening in case anyone cares to chat. All I ask is you read the original post before sending me a message and pay attention to the details.
Thanks
And,
Have a great evening.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

I'm around this evening. I know my criteria annoy some, but please, if you message me, take the time to read the op.

Thanks.
RA

 

[alt_ego]

Let's get this back to the top of the Personals.

Good luck RA.

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Let's get this back to the top of the Personals.

Good luck RA.

You owe me lunch..

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

say WUT???!!!

I've gotten over 900 views!?!?!

Holy shiznit, I'm flattered....

Stick to the rules, and feel free to drop me a message.

Break the rules, and hell hath no fury

OK, jk about the hell part... I'll more than likely just ignore you if you break my code of conduct..

In any event... I'm around for a bit. Feel free to ask me a question. I'm full of useless knowledge...: D

 

[bmannator]

Soooooo.... How's this working out for you??? 1000 views in 8 days??? That's almost a hundred views a day!!!

I'm kinda new around here, but it seems like all you have to do is claim to be female and BINGO!!!
The guys (and girls) come out of nowhere...
like me for example...

So??? do you come here often??? buy you a virtual drink??? car??? condo???

 

[WillBBossy]

Oh big bottomed deity of fecundity did you know that here it is thought that only lunatics and those who keep their bees in their bonnets write to the media in green ink?