Hello from London!

[AlliaPotestas]

Jimmy Cricket still does a show in a Blackpool hotel... Gotta pay the bills loveies

Given up on Malcolm Tucker... having a bath...

A slightly tipsy on free wine bath...

I have a flower...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Night, x

 

[Polranny]

I tried teaching Orvill to fly but he just wanted me to stick my hand up his arse. I declined

 

[AlliaPotestas]

I tried teaching Orvill to fly but he just wanted me to stick my hand up his arse. I declined

You were too polite... i’m not sure Keith ever asked...

 

[Polranny]

Keith clipped the ducking fuck's wings to make sure he never flew

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Keith clipped the ducking fuck's wings to make sure he never flew

At least Keith only used his hand. What do you think Bernie Winters is doing to that bird!!!

 

[Polranny]

Lap dancing

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Lap dancing

Never had one.

 

[londoner2]

Where you from, Bach? I'm originally Pembrokeshire

There are some Welsh who would say Pembrokeshire is England...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Where you from, Bach? I'm originally Pembrokeshire

I'll hold your pint

 

[Polranny]

Diolch

 

[londoner2]

Love the place... Did the coast path a few years ago - wonderful...

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Love the place... Did the coast path a few years ago - wonderful...

Can't beat a good walk (or a good cycle)
Pint and a natter at the end of the day

 

[Polranny]

You just redeemed yourself.
Now try the Wild Atlantic Way in the West of Ireland.

 

[Polranny]

Since you're asking, I'll have a pint of Reverend

 

[londoner2]

Can't beat a good walk (or a good cycle)
Pint and a natter at the end of the day

Pints and natters and a good b&b or pub room and stupid amounts of breakfast...

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Fruit based drink for the lady...

(Fuck off - I am a lady...)

 

[AlliaPotestas]

In other news, I have Chardonnay crisps with lunch - will provide my review later...

 

[londoner2]

In other news, I have Chardonnay crisps with lunch - will provide my review later...

Good God (he said reminiscing about the days we actually had to find the little paper wrap of salt and sprinkle it onto the crisps ourselves... and Chardonnay was just a variety of grape and not the name of a random footballer's girlfriend...)

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Fruit based drink for the lady...

(Fuck off - I am a lady...)

No sparklers or umbrellas !!!

And if the barman is happy I'll punch him

 

[AlliaPotestas]

No sparklers or umbrellas !!!

And if the barman is happy I'll punch him

Do I look like the sort of woman that drinks sparkling cocktails? I meant a wine, which is currently what I am waiting for room service to deliver along with a blue cheese pasta...

In the meantime, why does having two double sized beds make me want to bounce up and down on them more?

Who needs a bed in London tonight? I have a spare...

 

[Polranny]

And the only crisps you could get were 'Smiths', this was all before Gaty Noknickers of Walkers was even born

 

[AlliaPotestas]

Good God (he said reminiscing about the days we actually had to find the little paper wrap of salt and sprinkle it onto the crisps ourselves... and Chardonnay was just a variety of grape and not the name of a random footballer's girlfriend...)

Haha! Crisps were quite nice, I thought they would just taste of vinegar but definitely a winey tang...

ps - I had the crisps with the salt packet not long ago

 

[AlliaPotestas]

And the only crisps you could get were 'Smiths', this was all before Gaty Noknickers of Walkers was even born

You reminded me of this which I love...

https://youtu.be/jCEiGLPmjgQ

 

[where_is_RUTH]

Do I look like the sort of woman that drinks sparkling cocktails? I meant a wine, which is currently what I am waiting for room service to deliver along with a blue cheese pasta...

In the meantime, why does having two double sized beds make me want to bounce up and down on them more?

Who needs a bed in London tonight? I have a spare...

BAGSY !!! fuck, thought I'd missed out. FOMO !!! (fear of missing out - it's what the kids suffer from these days)