Have you masturbated today?

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Nope - no time for such pleasures! You guys are bad influences with your PMs lol!
 
Yes, just did and had a squirting full orgasm from my skilled fingers!
 
Yes. Flipping through a stack of classic dirty magazines. Sorry but the porno starlets of the 1970's and a few in the1980's are much more alluring and aadorable than the ones who perform today.
 
Was parking my car and noticed that the neighbours (new ones on the other side not the ones I hear fucking all the time) were getting it on in their kitchen. They’d obviously not twigged that you could see their side window from my driveway and kitchen. Maybe they don’t care. I got out of my car looked up and he was sucking on her quite magnificent tits. Needless to say I watched them from my kitchen window and came like a rocket!
 
Was parking my car and noticed that the neighbours (new ones on the other side not the ones I hear fucking all the time) were getting it on in their kitchen. They’d obviously not twigged that you could see their side window from my driveway and kitchen. Maybe they don’t care. I got out of my car looked up and he was sucking on her quite magnificent tits. Needless to say I watched them from my kitchen window and came like a rocket!

This and you are just plain hot!
 
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