Have you masturbated today?

[Davesmith42]

I sure am thinking about it

 

[EmpressJosephine]

No, but see,

No, but I'm seriously considering it.

 

[Beardpositive77]

Yesss

 

[Gemma_0]

not yet

 

[SnowboardPeople]

not yet

Ditto that.

Willing to lend a helping hand..or two

 

[Downfor]

Starting to.

 

[theslutbunny]

Ditto that.

Willing to lend a helping hand..or two

I suspect if she wanted a helping hand she would've said, "Yes, I'm masturbating right now and could use some assistance."

But she didn't.

So why are you trying to horn in, you desperate, sad man?

 

[Jada59]

Yes!

 

[theslutbunny]

Yes!

Do you require an auxilliary appendage?

 

[Hornyguy888]

In the process

 

[blklthrjkt]

Getting started

 

[Micio_Lambire]

No, I want to but I think I am too freakin tired. Damnit.

 

[SnowboardPeople]

I suspect if she wanted a helping hand she would've said, "Yes, I'm masturbating right now and could use some assistance."

But she didn't.

So why are you trying to horn in, you desperate, sad man?

Your post count per year is less than mine. How come you are the slut bunny and I am desperate?

She said “not yet” so she is going to do it at some point. I said “ditto” meaning I’m going to do the same at some point. And I’m willing to lend a hand. What’s wrong with it? When did Lit became a place for being criticized for being horny?

 

[tallladiesman]

Today and every day

 

[OnaTangent]

If I am here, I am thinking about it!

 

[MaryanneB]

Yes I did and it was grand.....

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Not yet. Having a hard time settling on a narrative and sticking with it.

 

[OnaTangent]

Not yet. Having a hard time settling on a narrative and sticking with it.

Sometimes you just have to wade in and see what happens....

 

[DrOliver]

Yes. And I was magnificent!

 

[Joe_Bob_Gautama]

Sometimes you just have to wade in and see what happens....

Yes, sometimes it is more fun to just allow yourself to be surprised.

 

[OnaTangent]

Nothing surprises me much anymore haha

 

[_Hockey_Man_]

No. But the night is still young.

 

[mnbreastluver]

This morning and again soon.

 

[L8tnIt]

Not yesterday, and not yet today

 

[Ausbellbaby]

Twice today