Funny and/or Sexy

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This makes me think of all the times I fantasized about that sexy girl poster I had (when I was much younger) coming to life.

 

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Better than a garden gnome.

 

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I read somewhere that when you yawn a ghost puts his penis in your mouth.

 

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I read somewhere that when you yawn a ghost puts his penis in your mouth.

Haha this is thought provoking.

 

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It's hard to dance when you're dancing hard.

 

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I've heard of a bidet, but what the hell is that?

 

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I think this accurately reflects how I want her to feel.

WHAT I WANT HER TO FEEL

 

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Being able to entertain oneself is an important part of life.

 

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I would marry this girl on the spot.

 

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Nature's Douchebags

 

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This could be a Rorschach test.
When I first saw it, I thought he was contemplating all the murders he had committed.
Then I realized he was holding a broken heart.
Whoops!

 

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After a hard day at work, I like to come home and yank on my rope too, but this guy has taken it to a whole new level.

 

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Don't you hate it when you lose your keys and you have to look everywhere?

THEY'VE GOT TO BE SOMEWHERE!

 

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In the darkness of night.
When her body was in just the right position.
A throbbing sensation shot through her.
Every nerve in her system screamed out.
Her body seized as she suddenly realized . . .

. . . she just smashed her toe into the Goddamn coffee table again.

 

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I love this one!

 

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