Favorite movie quotes

[Zootonius]

"Good bye, harmless."

-Nurse Girard to Ensign Pulver, "Mr. Roberts."

 

[MillieDynamite]

“Yeah, uh, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?” Marty, “The Cabin in the Woods”

 

[SimonDoom]

“Yeah, uh, I had to dismember that guy with a trowel. What have you been up to?” Marty, “The Cabin in the Woods”

"Oh, come on!"

 

[AmandaKellyUK]

“Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.”

 

[Kelliezgirl]

What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?

 

[Zootonius]

"...it was beauty that killed the beast."

 

[Seadog777]

"I never f***ed anybody over in my life that didn't have it coming to them. You got that? All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one."

Scarface

 

[Phantom300]

I use this one all the time, especially when my wife or kids ask a yes/no question.

"You have two stamp, one red, one green. So, I have chance go New York, 50-50"

-Victor Navorski, The Terminal

 

[AchtungNight]

“Shoot straight, you bastards! Don’t make a mess of it!”

- Condemned man to firing squad, Breaker Morant.

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

”I’d hate to take a bite out of you. You’re a cookie full of arsenic.” Sweet Smell of Success

 

[MillieDynamite]

“In this world, you turn the other cheek, and you get hit with a lug wrench.” Impact

I can do this all day long, Mary, so don't fuck with me! from Millie and Mary the Collision (no that's not a real movie)

 

[JuanSeiszFitzHall]

“In this world, you turn the other cheek, and you get hit with a lug wrench.” Impact

I can do this all day long, Mary, so don't fuck with me! from Millie and Mary the Collision (no that's not a real movie)

And why isn't it a real movie? Pitch meeting! Somebody order lunch!

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

In that case, one for the road.

“The next person that says Merry Christmas to me, I’ll kill them.” The Thin Man

 

[MillieDynamite]

Yeah, but who'd they get to play me?

And why isn't it a real movie? Pitch meeting! Somebody order lunch!

 

[JuanSeiszFitzHall]

Yeah, but who'd they get to play me?

My choice would be Angela Bassett, but a case could be made for Taraji P. Henson.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Fuck you think I'm in my 50s or older? Gezzus, WTF, I'm 34! Also, I'm 4 feet 11 1/2 inches tall.

My choice would be Angela Bassett, but a case could be made for Taraji P. Henson.

 

[JuanSeiszFitzHall]

Fuck you think I'm in my 50s or older? Gezzus, WTF, I'm 34! Also, I'm 4 feet 11 1/2 inches tall.

You asked, I answered. Hollywood doesn't care about resemblance, only bankability.

 

[MillieDynamite]

LOL Well, I care about someone who can catch the essence of me, in a hot body, and with a lovely face. The only way I can get a hot body back is to be someone else's body!

You asked, I answered. Hollywood doesn't care about resemblance, only bankability.

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Fuck you think I'm in my 50s or older? Gezzus, WTF, I'm 34! Also, I'm 4 feet 11 1/2 inches tall.

So, Maisie Williams???

 

[MillieDynamite]

Sort of pasty for a negro don't you think?

So, Maisie Williams???

 

[MillieDynamite]

Wilmer Cook: "Keep on riding me, and they’re going to be picking iron out of your liver." Maltese Falcon

 

[ShelbyDawn57]

Sort of pasty for a negro don't you think?

Picky, picky. Wonder if Simone Biles can act.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Beats me, just so I'm sexier than Mary, and I guess I'll be satisfied. I guess we could do the old flip-the-characters trick and make me a white Jewish girl and her the little black bombshell.

Picky, picky. Wonder if Simone Biles can act.

Naw, I don't like that at all.

 

[theWollstonecraftWoman]

Beats me, just so I'm sexier than Mary, and I guess I'll be satisfied. I guess we could do the old flip-the-characters trick and make me a white Jewish girl and her the little black bombshell.

Naw, I don't like that at all.

As if that was possible!

 

[MillieDynamite]

"I can afford a blemish on my character but not on my clothes."

Laura a truly classical Film Noir piece.