Favorite Movie Quotes

[gsmith2011]

Royalle with Cheese.

Pulp fiction

 

[Iceprincess12]

Watchmen



Rorschach: None of you seem to understand. I'm not locked in here with you. You're locked in here with *ME*!

 

[greeneyedvirgin]

George Burns/George Burns -- Oh, God! You Devil

The Devil: You beat me. You bluffed with a busted flush? How? How did you beat me?

God: I put the fear of me in you.

 

[Lia Monde]

"God gave men brains larger than dogs' so they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."

Hackers

 

[Iceprincess12]

Bedazzled



Elliot Richards: I'm starting to think that women don't really know what they want.
The Devil: Amen!

 

[lacandy]

Brodie: Ladies and gentlemen, this tall drink of water headed my way is a pillar of the shopping community who informed me earlier today of a nefarious plan of his to screw my girlfriend in an extremely uncomfortable place.

Gil Hicks: What... like the back of a Volkswagen?

Mallrats

 

[am_1967]

Brodie: Hey, look at that ring. What is that?
Jared Svenning: That is, um, my Junior College class ring. Cum Laude, '69.
Brodie: I also hope to cUm loud one day, preferably in a 69.

Mallrats

 

[Iceprincess12]

Meet the parents



Pam Byrnes: I had no idea you could milk a cat!
Greg Focker: Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
Jack Byrnes: [He reacts] I have nipples, Greg, could you milk me?

 

[lacandy]

Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

Clerks

 

[1sickbastard]

Yippy Kai-ay, mutherfucker. ~ John McClaine, Die Hard.

 

[1sickbastard]

"Never tell me the odds!" ~ Captain Hans Solo, the Empire Strikes Back

 

[lacandy]

And my favorite movie quote of all time...

Randal: In light of this lurid tale, I don't even see how you can romanticize your relationship with Caitlin. She broke your heart and inadvertently drove men to deviant lifestyles.

Clerks

 

[Bunnylily]

 

[Iceprincess12]

No country for old men



Llewelyn Moss: Tell my mother I love her.
Carla Jean Moss: Llewelyn, your mothers dead.
Llewelyn Moss: Then I'll tell her myself.

 

[wordsandballs]

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover

"Try the cock Albert. It's a delicacy, and you know where it's been."

 

[Iceprincess12]

"Try the cock Albert. It's a delicacy, and you know where it's been."

Love that movie


Sex, lies and videotape

Graham:
You're right, I've got a lot of problems... But they belong to me.

Ann:
You think they're yours, but they're not. Everybody that walks in that door becomes part of your problem. Anybody that comes in contact with you. I didn't want to be part of your problem, but I am. I'm leaving my husband, and maybe I would have anyway, but the fact is, is, I'm doing it now, and part of it's because of you. You've had an effect on my life.

 

[RUlookingup]

Parenthood 1989
Highway Policeman: So, how did this happen?
Gil: [gives Karen a look] Show him, honey.

 

[Iceprincess12]

Super troopers


Thorny: Who wants a moustache ride?

 

[Lord_Michael]

Lili Von Shtupp: Why don't you... loosen your bullets?

-- Blazing Saddles (Madeline Kahn)

 

[Iceprincess12]

Jay and silent Bob strike back



Whillenholly: The C.L.I.T. is an offshoot of the L.A.B.I.A.
Reg Hartner: Oh, you mean the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement?

 

[am_1967]

Buzz Gunderson: Oh he's real abstract. He's hm, he's different.

Jim Stark(James Dean): That's right. That's right. I'm cute too.

-Rebel Without A Cause

 

[Iceprincess12]

The illusionist



Eisenheim: I was meant to return... I just... I kept thinking I'll find around the next corner...
Sophie: What?
Eisenheim: A real mystery. I saw remarkable things but the only mystery I never solved was... why my heart couldn't let go of you.

 

[coffeeandsex]

And Friday is Hawaiian shirt day, so you can wear a Hawaiian shirt, and jeans. --Bill Lumburgh.

Office Space

 

[1sickbastard]

I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be. ~ Office Space

 

[ViciousTease]

A lively tune, I'm inspired to dance.

-Porthos (The Three Musketeers)