Drunk posting

Since there have been some question as to my nationality.

I am not just an American. I am the worst kind of American.

I am a Texan. Of scotch-Irish-German decent.

Which means
#1 the sun scares me with it brightness
# 2 my hair is two toned. (Three if you count the gray)
#4 I am hairy like animal.

Oooo irish!!! My ex is too *lips quiver sadly* I have never been able to describe him but the best I can say is a bigger, male Sinead O'Connor, as they have the same hairstyle and facial features and punky style. :heart:

Ooh you're graying? How old are ya? :)
 
Woohoo! What house did you get?!
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And only one person so far has heard me as far as like sending a vocaroo to them. She said I sound adorable but my thing was staticy >.< So now I "can't be arsed" to make a new one.

Griffyndor, or however you spell that.:rolleyes: Clearly I'm not as big a fan as you are, Kitty :eek: but I did score 94%! :)

and send it to me tooooo. don't make me ask her for it myself, girly! :mad:

("can't be arsed" lol you got that from your Manchester man, didn't you? ;))

Since there have been some question as to my nationality.

I am not just an American. I am the worst kind of American.

I am a Texan. Of scotch-Irish-German decent.

Which means
#1 the sun scares me with it brightness
# 2 my hair is two toned. (Three if you count the gray)
#4 I am hairy like animal.

"I am hairy like animal"--I want to hear you say that on a voice clip! :devil: :D

and PLEASE tell me you're a ginger! pleasepleaseplease??? *crosses fingers*

Because we are all drunk and sexy.....:D

FUCK, ain't that the truth. :cool:

*swoons, clicks to check Jaime's profile pic du jour*
 
See above

If I caught it, Shirley someone else did as well.

And yes... I just called you Shirley.
 
Griffyndor, or however you spell that.:rolleyes: Clearly I'm not as big a fan as you are, Kitty :eek: but I did score 94%! :)

and send it to me tooooo. don't make me ask her for it myself, girly! :mad:

("can't be arsed" lol you got that from your Manchester man, didn't you? ;))


and PLEASE tell me you're a ginger! pleasepleaseplease??? *crosses fingers*



FUCK, ain't that the truth. :cool:

*swoons, clicks to check Jaime's profile pic du jour*

Don't you swear!!!!

And I was like "two toned hair?" haha.

It's Gryffindor!!! :mad::mad::mad:
Now we have to deduct 5 points for you not being able to spell your own house name!!!! lol In all fairness, I am fucking obsessed with Harry Potter, don't get me started, seriously lol

and I had to dump my inbox so the vocaroo link in the PM is gone. Which means I must make another. Which means "ugh." :eek: But I said her name in it so she can know it's really my voice. It wouldn't work anyway in her privacy to send it. I'll make a voice for you personally...eventually, Wildy.
 
Everyone is beautiful and life is wonderful. Enjoy it

hello, you. :) Happy New Year!

as requested

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jPBWvX0YxT


I am 37 and graying.... it happens

yes I forgot #3 which was to be something profound but y'all missed it so there.

:D

Rawr, baby. :catroar:

You sound hot but seem to have a thing for Scottish ladies. I can do the Scottish accent!!! Pick me!! :cattail:

he does sound like a sexy hairy-like-animal beast, does he not? :devil:

go ahead :rolleyes: go be his "accent tutor." ;)

but I want a full report in the morning!
 
he does sound like a sexy hairy-like-animal beast, does he not? :devil:

go ahead :rolleyes: go be his "accent tutor." ;)

but I want a full report in the morning!

I think OP either passed out

or cordially turned down my offer to be his tutor. :(

I think he just really wants a Scottish lady lol like a Keira Connelly, or...Moire Delaney...or Deidre Macdonagh. :D
 
I think OP either passed out

or cordially turned down my offer to be his tutor. :(

I think he just really wants a Scottish lady lol like a Keira Connelly, or...Moire Delaney...or Deidre Macdonagh. :D

Lol, those ladies with lovely British and Scottish accents are such a turn on.

Isn't there a song... "All the Scottish Ladies"? :D
 
after a few drinks does everyone feel chatty or is it just me?...<giggle>
 
I needed a nap, then dinner, then sober work.... it was aweful so I went for a nightcap and ended up playing soccer at a pig roast.... this is my life.

tutor lessons... that doesn't sound like the beginning of a porno.

chat away sauce... people are listening... maybe

and where the hell did I put my pants.... fucking shit, i'm not even drunk... again this is my life.

TWO TONED explained

I am a brunette, and my beard is red..with gray patches.

also the rest of my hair is kind of auburn and becomes redder with sun.... for like 3 seconds then my skin becomes red......because the sun is an evil vindictive bastard.

just because I am convinced I launched that model rocket right at it 25 years ago it.... that sun of a bitch can hold a grudge.

also I would like to leave you all with this thought.

parking meters are not for hairy animals.
 
Just got done grocery shopping for the Honey Horde. *whew!*

On my way home to shuck off my shoes...and very likely a few other things as well.:eek:

Pretty sure there's some alcohol somewhere in the back of the fridge, behind the chicken stock and the egg nog.

Hm...:rolleyes:
 
Pour alcohol into the egg nog, I say.

Not sure I have anything compatible. :confused:

Let me get home and you can help me decide which to try.

And if I'm feeling particularly generous, I might even let you help me decide which nighty to wear.;)
 
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