Do I fuck my neighbor's wife?

[EctoJohn]

I used to do that. I would keep pushing to see how exaggerated things would get. I always thought that one day he would slap me around, or rape me. It never happened for me. Eventually I figured out it was childish, so I stopped. I don't recommend it for you.

How exactly does your desire to be slapped or raped relate to me enjoying seeing the people in this thread overreact?

 

[sweepthefloor]

How exactly does your desire to be slapped or raped relate to me enjoying seeing the people in this thread overreact?

The same way you enjoy seeing these people over-react as you describe it, is the same pleasure I felt getting a reaction from him. It is not therapeutic. Get it?

 

[warrior queen]

It's been a rainy, boring week since, so there's not much else to think about.

it's been a whole week and you haven't made a move?

 

[EctoJohn]

It's really not the same situation at all.

I'm not continuing on for masochist reasons like you apparently did.
I keep posting for humorous ones.

I thik it's funny as hell that people would get so worked up about it.

Even if you did think it was fake... why bother getting angry and insulting?
Aren't you just wasting a lot of time?

But, if they want to waste time being angry and bothered by it, I can play along.

 

[EctoJohn]

it's been a whole week and you haven't made a move?

Nope, haven't ran into her yet.

Like I said, it's been pretty rainy, so people aren't outside a lot.

The first time I saw her since was today, but I was out walking between the rainstorms and she was driving home from work.

Stopping traffic just to attempt to flirt with a married neighbor isn't a good idea.

 

[sweepthefloor]

You are right. We are not in the same situation. You are contemplating fucking a married woman, and I am simply drawing up analogies as is my want. I am not angry or insulting.

 

[EctoJohn]

The angry and insulting thing was more towards that other clown.

I actually doubt I would if this proved to be more than a case of her not controlling herself when drunk.

But it's fun pondering it and seeing what other people think of the possible situation.

It doesn't hurt to question the "what if" scenario and imagine how it could play out.

 

[bronzeage]

Well it was really a part of the drunken tour of her house.
I also saw her bedroom and her son's bedroom and the little garage converted studio her husband keeps full of his DJ and music crap.

I only pointed out the washer and dryer thing because I found it funny that she thought she had to show it to me on a tour of her house.

That's not exactly the thing most people show off to guests.

Okay, class is in session.

When a 50-something woman wants to fuck you, she will take you straight to the bedroom, unbutton your shirt and suck your nipples, while she sizes up your dick by squeezing it through your pants.

Rule #4 is still in effect.

 

[EctoJohn]

Her husband was in the living room when I walked in.

I'd think even as drunk as she was she'd have enough common sense not to do that while he was around. I'm willing to bet as soon as I left, she couldn't hold herself upright for long and passed out.

All I really said in the OP was that she was displaying interest in me that was obvious to everyone else.

A result of her being drunk more than actual interest?
Entirely possible.
It's not like she would be the first woman on this planet to drunkenly flirt.

I'm only speculating about what COULD happen and POSSIBILITIES of there being more.

 

[bronzeage]

Her husband was in the living room when I walked in.

I'd think even as drunk as she was she'd have enough common sense not to do that while he was around. I'm willing to bet as soon as I left, she couldn't hold herself upright for long and passed out.

All I really said in the OP was that she was displaying interest in me that was obvious to everyone else.

A result of her being drunk more than actual interest?
Entirely possible.
It's not like she would be the first woman on this planet to drunkenly flirt.

I'm only speculating about what COULD happen and POSSIBILITIES of there being more.

You don't really understand Rule #4, do you?

 

[theseidlehands]

I was going to reply with my thoughts but I can see this thread has deteriorated already.

CYA don't do it when she is drunk.

 

[Quoll]

Some version of your story probably happened. Maybe she gave you a monentary vibe. Maybe she even spent the night thinking it was fun to flirt with the fat neighbor kid.

She went home, the night ended for her. You're still obsessed with a 50-year-old woman who gave you the time of day.

This, and your written-like-a-teenager OP, make you seem like kind of a loser. Since you've turned out to be the particular kind of dimwit who thinks a lot of people thinking he's an idiot somehow means he's won something, it's worked out better for you than even you might have imagined.

But the woman could give a shit about you, and most of us appear to feel the same way.

 

[chillywilly2]

give it up...these clown can't comprehend could and couldn't

 

[chillywilly2]

I never liked pointing out the obvious but to clue you in I doubt many others believe you either.

As soon as a person writes for relationship advice on a porn board from complete strangers of questionable inteligence it is assumed that the OP is full of shit or plain retarded. In your case its both.

I gotta cook dinner.

Chow

fyp

 

[EctoJohn]

I was going to reply with my thoughts but I can see this thread has deteriorated already.

CYA don't do it when she is drunk.

Not even if she was single.

I haven't lost ALL my morals just yet.

 

[Bert Notorius]

Not even if she was single.

I haven't lost ALL my morals just yet.

How many did you have to begin with?

 

[EctoJohn]

How many did you have to begin with?

Well I'd hope I started with all of them.

I find it hard to imagine I was an immoral baby.


Let's see... at current I haven't killed anyone, committed adultery, performed incest, bestiality, stolen anything... trying to think of what else counts as a moral that I haven't crossed yet.

I don't drink or do any drugs.
Don't hit women.

There's probably others too that I'm not thinking of.

 

[neci]

You don't really understand Rule #4, do you?

 

[chillywilly2]

yeah...I don't like rule No 4

 

[neci]

what the fuck is rule number 4? do i need to reread the thread?

 

[neci]

never mind. got it.

 

[neci]

no, i didn't google.

 

[neci]

never mind. i googled it, and i was wrong.

fuck. going to look like a pussy if i edit the fucking posts. either way, i fear it's loose loose.

 

[chillywilly2]

never mind. i googled it, and i was wrong.

fuck. going to look like a pussy if i edit the fucking posts. either way, i fear it's loose loose.

you need to get laid...you got a neighbor?

 

[redheadedtxn]

She was drunk.

When I'm drunk, I'm everyone's best friend, and a huge-ass flirt. Hell, I've even kissed a few guys/girls at the bar or party I'm at.

DOES NOT mean I want to fuck them in "reality".

My advice is to leave it alone.

If she wanted to fuck you? She would have.