Do I fuck my neighbor's wife?

[bronzeage]

Almost always.....

No exceptions. She has forever.

 

[GuiltyAsCharged]

This thread definatly isn't bogus.

I mean, you go right ahead and think I'm full of shit if you'd like, it doesn't really matter either way.

I know the story is real.

I started the thread with lol because I find it funny.
If that's too hard for you to read beyond an lol, then reading is just hard for you in general which doesn't say much for you.

Your story is bogus. The sad thing is you are to stupid to notice the obvious flaws within your little fantasy which we see right away. Don't even ask me to delve into this crock shit story to point out the obvious. You're a douche.

 

[Dr_O]

Beware of long stories that kick off with a lowercase "lol".

Quoted because this is one of the best forum posts I have ever read.

 

[EctoJohn]

Your story is bogus. The sad thing is you are to stupid to notice the obvious flaws within your little fantasy which we see right away. Don't even ask me to delve into this crock shit story to point out the obvious. You're a douche.

Now this is funny.

Go for it, point out my flaws in the "fantasy".
I could use a laugh.

Oh, by the way, you should have said "too stupid", not "to stupid".
If you're going to call someone stupid, you should know the difference between to, too, and two.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

Now this is funny.

Go for it, point out my flaws in the "fantasy".
I could use a laugh.

Oh, by the way, you should have said "too stupid", not "to stupid".
If you're going to call someone stupid, you should know the difference between to, too, and two.

You might want to take a quick look at the grammar and spelling in your OP before going this route.

 

[EctoJohn]

You might want to take a quick look at the grammar and spelling in your OP before going this route.

Oh, I'm sure there was plenty of mistakes, but I'm not the one flinging around the word stupid.

My OP wasn't intended to be literature, you know.
it was an internet post, not an essay.

 

[GuiltyAsCharged]

This thread definatly isn't bogus.

I mean, you go right ahead and think I'm full of shit if you'd like, it doesn't really matter either way.

I know the story is real.

I started the thread with lol because I find it funny.
If that's too hard for you to read beyond an lol, then reading is just hard for you in general which doesn't say much for you.

Oh, I'm sure there was plenty of mistakes, but I'm not the one flinging around the word stupid.

My OP wasn't intended to be literature, you know.
it was an internet post, not an essay.

I do not claim to be an author. Btw those stories suck as bad as the fiction you placed here.

 

[EctoJohn]

I do not claim to be an author. Btw those stories suck as bad as the fiction you placed here.

I don't claim to be an author either.

Sorry you didn't like the stories in my sig, but others did so... whatever.
Last I looked, they had decent ratings, so maybe you're a minority.
Except for the one at the mall, I haven't checked recently, but that one was barely over a 3.
I wrote that one in a day, though.

EDIT: Just checked, and all my stories (except the previous mentioned one) still have a rating of over 4 out of 5 stars.
Can't imagine they are too bad.


You know, it's funny, I posted this same thing on another forum I'm at a lot, and none of them think I'm full of shit, yet a majority of you guys do.

Maybe it's because of the nature of this forum.

Well, I know what happened to me, even if nobody believes me here.
Right now I feel like I'm reporting a bigfoot sighting.

Is it that hard to believe my drunk neighbor was hitting on me at a party?
I can't imagine my lol at the beginning was such damning "evidence" of anything but myself laughing.
I don't know what internet y'all are on, but it's pretty common internet slang.

 

[GuiltyAsCharged]

Booo hssssss phhhtttttt Go home bullshitter

 

[GuiltyAsCharged]

P.S. You're fat

 

[Sonny Limatina]

I don't claim to be an author either.

Sorry you didn't like the stories in my sig, but others did so... whatever.
Last I looked, they had decent ratings, so maybe you're a minority.
Except for the one at the mall, I haven't checked recently, but that one was barely over a 3.
I wrote that one in a day, though.

You know, it's funny, I posted this same thing on another forum I'm at a lot, and none of them think I'm full of shit, yet a majority of you guys do.

Maybe it's because of the nature of this forum.

Well, I know what happened to me, even if nobody believes me here.
Right now I feel like I'm reporting a bigfoot sighting.

Is it that hard to believe my drunk neighbor was hitting on me at a party?
I can't imagine my lol at the beginning was such damning "evidence" of anything but myself laughing.
I don't know what internet y'all are on, but it's pretty common internet slang.

You're spending an awful lot of time here for a guy who claims to be understood and liked better somewhere else.

Lol.

 

[bronzeage]

I don't claim to be an author either.

Sorry you didn't like the stories in my sig, but others did so... whatever.
Last I looked, they had decent ratings, so maybe you're a minority.
Except for the one at the mall, I haven't checked recently, but that one was barely over a 3.
I wrote that one in a day, though.

You know, it's funny, I posted this same thing on another forum I'm at a lot, and none of them think I'm full of shit, yet a majority of you guys do.

Maybe it's because of the nature of this forum.

Well, I know what happened to me, even if nobody believes me here.
Right now I feel like I'm reporting a bigfoot sighting.

Is it that hard to believe my drunk neighbor was hitting on me at a party?
I can't imagine my lol at the beginning was such damning "evidence" of anything but myself laughing.
I don't know what internet y'all are on, but it's pretty common internet slang.

When a 50-something drunk woman shows you her washing machine, it means she wants you do her laundry, not do her.

 

[GuiltyAsCharged]

When a 50-something drunk woman shows you her washing machine, it means she wants you do her laundry, not do her.

TeeHee

 

[Sonny Limatina]

When a 50-something drunk woman shows you her washing machine, it means she wants you do her laundry, not do her.

Or that based on the way you're dressed, she thinks you might not have one of your own.

 

[EctoJohn]

P.S. You're fat

Wow, really?

I didn't know.

Seriously... you're going with that?

You're spending an awful lot of time here for a guy who claims to be understood and liked better somewhere else.

Lol.

I'm actually in both places as we speak.
Multiple tabs and all.
Plus this has gotten really amusing being told what happened to me didn't happen.
I'm here a lot, usually it's over in the AmPics section though.

When a 50-something drunk woman shows you her washing machine, it means she wants you do her laundry, not do her.

Well it was really a part of the drunken tour of her house.
I also saw her bedroom and her son's bedroom and the little garage converted studio her husband keeps full of his DJ and music crap.

I only pointed out the washer and dryer thing because I found it funny that she thought she had to show it to me on a tour of her house.

That's not exactly the thing most people show off to guests.

 

[GuiltyAsCharged]

HAHAHA this douche is stating his likability factor by responses in the AM PIC threads. HAHAHAHA

Dude you could be 90 years old showing a shriveled penis that has not seen an erection in 30 years and those clowns would ohhhhhh and ahhhhhh and praise you.

LOSER

 

[EctoJohn]

Wow, you're pretty obsessed with hating on me.

I'm flattered.

 

[GuiltyAsCharged]

Wow, you're pretty obsessed with hating on me.

I'm flattered.

Hate you? Not even close.

Somebody who can amuse me this long is to be commended.

 

[EctoJohn]

By the way, I'm still waiting for you "point out the obvious" as to why this is fake.

I notice you're avoiding that point entirely, almost like you have nothing and are blowing smoke.

 

[sweepthefloor]

It is the best part of the house. That is why she wanted you to see it.

 

[Sonny Limatina]

By the way, I'm still waiting for you "point out the obvious" as to why this is fake.

I notice you're avoiding that point entirely, almost like you have nothing and are blowing smoke.

Some version of your story probably happened. Maybe she gave you a monentary vibe. Maybe she even spent the night thinking it was fun to flirt with the fat neighbor kid.

She went home, the night ended for her. You're still obsessed with a 50-year-old woman who gave you the time of day.

This, and your written-like-a-teenager OP, make you seem like kind of a loser. Since you've turned out to be the particular kind of dimwit who thinks a lot of people thinking he's an idiot somehow means he's won something, it's worked out better for you than even you might have imagined.

But the woman could give a shit about you, and most of us appear to feel the same way.

 

[GuiltyAsCharged]

By the way, I'm still waiting for you "point out the obvious" as to why this is fake.

I notice you're avoiding that point entirely, almost like you have nothing and are blowing smoke.

I never liked pointing out the obvious but to clue you in I doubt many others believe you either.

As soon as a person writes for relationship advice on a porn board from complete strangers of questionable morals it is assumed that the OP is full of shit or plain retarded. In your case its both.

I gotta cook dinner.

Chow

 

[EctoJohn]

I am obsessing a bit, but mostly because it's amusing to think about.
It's been a rainy, boring week since, so there's not much else to think about.

The OP is honestly just copied and pasted from where I was talking about this elsewhere, and the age range there is a lot younger audiance who don't care about things like grammar or spelling or punctuation.

They were more adult about it than you guys, strangely, since they are usually pretty immature.

As for winning anything, that's not it.
It's not winning as much as it is funny that people here seem flustered and angry and beligerant over me posting about my other night.

It's an odd reaction that I keep pushing to see how exagerated it gets.

 

[EctoJohn]

I never liked pointing out the obvious but to clue you in I doubt many others believe you either.

As soon as a person writes for relationship advice on a porn board from complete strangers of questionable morals it is assumed that the OP is full of shit or plain retarded. In your case its both.

I gotta cook dinner.

Chow

So then, you really do have nothing to point out other than your previously aquired bias that everyone is a liar.

*sigh*
And here I expected you to try and actually try and point out holes in my story.
Suppose that was too much to ask for.

 

[sweepthefloor]

...........
It's an odd reaction that I keep pushing to see how exagerated it gets.

I used to do that. I would keep pushing to see how exaggerated things would get. I always thought that one day he would slap me around, or rape me. It never happened for me. Eventually I figured out it was childish, so I stopped. I don't recommend it for you.