dear laurel
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Don't be silly! That's not my husband's handwri....hmmm. Wait a second.
P.S. Laurel, I shall pinch them for you, though it might earn me a scowl.
Sean
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Dear Lit,
Recently a non-American friend asked me to explain the 4th of July to her. I did, uneventfully, but her asking made me remember a particularly funny David Sedaris essay in which Easter is explained - in French class, in French by novice speakers of French - to someone unfamiliar with the holiday. Happily, I've found it on Youtube, read by David Sedaris. Please listen in if you need a good hard laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5apZmwR9UI
Happy 4th of July to all Americans, and Happy July 4th to everyone else
Laurel
Dear Laurel,
I first encountered David Sedaris a couple of years ago when BBC radio ran a series of his readings. I've been a huge fan ever since. The guy never fails to crack me up.
Radiohead
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Dear Laurel,
I have Infinite Jest in my head anytime someone mentions Sedaris, which is probably good cause I'm not a Sedaris fan.
If someone actually says 4th of July directly though, its Aimee Mann.
And I think she explains it close enough. I still remember the wife going nuts at the next door neighbour for releasing em from literally the front door when baby was 9 months old, and not happy about it.
I have Infinite Jest in my head anytime someone mentions Sedaris, which is probably good cause I'm not a Sedaris fan.
If someone actually says 4th of July directly though, its Aimee Mann.
And I think she explains it close enough. I still remember the wife going nuts at the next door neighbour for releasing em from literally the front door when baby was 9 months old, and not happy about it.
lovetoread
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Dear Laurel,
the kids have forsaken me on this bench, so I will have revenge by going redneck.
Sitting alone in the sun,
LTR
the kids have forsaken me on this bench, so I will have revenge by going redneck.
Sitting alone in the sun,
LTR
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dear laurel,
thank goodness. i thought i was hearing voices!
p.s i read that admission with floyd's echoes willowing through the background
And I am you and what I see is me.
And do I take you by the hand
And lead you through the land
And help me understand
The best I can.
love
un-borgish butters
Radiohead
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dear laurel,
thank goodness. i thought i was hearing voices!
p.s i read that admission with floyd's echoes willowing through the background
And I am you and what I see is me.
And do I take you by the hand
And lead you through the land
And help me understand
The best I can.
love
un-borgish butters
I don't know how this upsets Echoes for me, but it does.
Noor
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Dear Laurel,
My bright eyed and bushy tailedness seems to have gotten left some where and I missed the parade, will never find parking and am badly in need of a shower. Please send someone to help wash my hair and fly me to where I am suppose to be.
Noor, promising only to use flower for good
My bright eyed and bushy tailedness seems to have gotten left some where and I missed the parade, will never find parking and am badly in need of a shower. Please send someone to help wash my hair and fly me to where I am suppose to be.
Noor, promising only to use flower for good
Sean
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GuiltyPleasure
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Noor
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dear laurel,
thank goodness. i thought i was hearing voices!
p.s i read that admission with floyd's echoes willowing through the background
And I am you and what I see is me.
And do I take you by the hand
And lead you through the land
And help me understand
The best I can.
love
un-borgish butters
I am you and you are me
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i'd apologise but . . . does it count if i don't really mean it? :blinks:
dear tess,
i read that as meaning sean wanted to see lots of pics of ltr in her swimwear, pics taken by her youngest since she's with them at the beach. i, personally, didn't find that at all creepy. nice, but not creepy.sticky in london,
butters
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Actually you're the creepy one, even insinuating it. You and all of us know damn well what he meant by that.
Low blow.
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He - and you - should not assume that EVERYONE reads EVERY WORD of the the cuntish drivel you spew out. It's pathetic and boring. If a post appears with no quote for context it stands alone and Shorn Aitch's was creepy.
Fata Morgana
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Nah, it really wasn't. And you know it.
You just get obsessed with certain folks on here and go into total bitch mode. You've always been like it, I remember you starting a bitchy thread about my hair years ago for no reason.
Other than you're a sad, dull cunt with nothing better to do I guess.
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I enjoy her spewed cuntish drivel.
Saint Peter
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I enjoy her spewed cuntish hair.
Saint Peter
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Dear Laurel,
Please send these fuckers to their rooms.
hugs and kisses,
Pete
Please send these fuckers to their rooms.
hugs and kisses,
Pete
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