Charm school Graduate Escort service

sirhugs

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Discovering that charm school is not vocational training, the graduates open an escort service. except they turn away all potential customers who do not speak or dress well, or have poor manners. Leaving no customers. what then?
 
Discriminating Ladies For the Gentry eh? Always the problem - remove the ruffles and brocade and the so called elite belch and scratch like the hoi poloi.

Sounds like a change to the business plan. Firstly they raise base prices. Then introduce a scheme of 'maturing the younger sons for society'. Charge the oafs by the bucket loads while engaging in - well - 'exercises'. The oft seen act of the young girl trying to learn to walk gracefully while holding books or whatever on 'er 'ead? Same principal but add the scion of industry stripped naked - and getting a hand job while he walks. Perhaps a bit of flogging on the old Victorian Spanking Horse along with oral attention to the male member for the more difficult cases.

As Cave Johnson said “All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!” So there.
 
I'm thinking of this scenario in a Heidi Fleiss sort of way. Where the headmistress of the charm school begins to hire out some of her girls to older gentlemen of discerning tastes looking for an escort who will behave properly in a social atmosphere. The girls see it as a way to find themselves a filthy rich husband. It's been known to happen.
 
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