Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

[Wild_Honey_66]

Scary Honey. My son had to told he was under no circumstances allowed to start an online cult. I believe world domination wasn't far behind. Your spawn and mine sound like they would get along quite well.

let's pray they never meet.

*nts: stop by the tack shop for harness and crop*

 

[Saucyminx]

That's lovely. But I am the one who mostly ends up being kicked out, or standing forlornly by the cot, pleading with him...so I am looking forward to his mother having the pleasure of his company more often soon!

Mine's 5, and more often than not ends up in bed with me at some ungodly hour, with her poor father kicked out into the spare room. I pretend it bothers me, but secretly I love the extra cuddles and will take them while she still seems to like me. Pretty soon she'll be a vile teenager who can't stand me.

That adorable little poppet could never be a vile teenager and oddly enough, both of mine still love me, and will even still throw the occasional cuddle my way. There is hope!

 

[midwestyankee]

surprise spankings?!?

how deliciously wicked of you.

Thank you.

 

[Miles Long]

The Katering Show does a mexican feast!

HOT WET RICE.

 

[Miles Long]

Have you watched the Food Porn episode yet? Oh boy that was a test to my pelvic floor muscles. I cried and peed.

I have watched all of them more than once. No one is surprised by that.

 

[Saucyminx]

The Katering Show does a mexican feast!

Oh no, why did you get me started on these? I'm at work and on the third one of them. So damn funny.

 

[Miles Long]

Oh no, why did you get me started on these? I'm at work and on the third one of them. So damn funny.

Watch all of them in a row, Minxy. They are so good!

 

[multitalentman]

Watch all of them in a row, Minxy. They are so good!

That would put me in a food coma....

 

[Emerson40]

Today was a good day... It helps to start the day early and well. Now ...if someone could just come and lightly trace the alphabet on my back until I fall asleep???

Isn't this one of those cutie patootie Aussie phrases (like 'budgie smuggler', or 'spit the dummy') that means pull out and spray spunky gunky on my back and arse?

Oh no, why did you get me started on these? I'm at work and on the third one of them. So damn funny.

So we're working this angle to explain the productivity output at work today, and not the fuzzy tequila sweaters on your teeth and the wee beat of the fiesta still thumping behind your temples... Crafty girl.

 

[Saucyminx]

So we're working this angle to explain the productivity output at work today, and not the fuzzy tequila sweaters on your teeth and the wee beat of the fiesta still thumping behind your temples... Crafty girl.

I will have you know that I watched them during the half hour that I get for lunch, and I cranked out 72 emails, 36 clarifications, made 6 phone calls, and answered 6 more in my 10 hour day. No slacking in my work day, my fine lad.

Also no hangover, no sweaters, and no fiesta in my temples. *sticking my tongue out at Emerson*

 

[Emerson40]

Well, there's me tongued.


*gif of salad being tossed magnanamously put back in drawer*

 

[Saucyminx]

Well, there's me tongued.


*gif of salad being tossed magnanamously put back in drawer*

That costs extra, buddy. Lots and lots extra, like 'put both my kids through college' extra.

 

[Emerson40]

Whoa, hey!

I wasn't suggesting The Olive Garden or anything along those lines.

But I get it, you're thinking something more...BOKA.

 

[Saucyminx]

Whoa, hey!

I wasn't suggesting The Olive Garden or anything along those lines.

But I get it, you're thinking something more...BOKA.

Katz is a chump.

 

[Miles Long]

We're going to the Olive Garden?

 

[Saucyminx]

We're going to the Olive Garden?

If you behave and do all your homework.

It is really hard to look cute and stick out your tongue. Or I'm defective. It really could go either way.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

If you behave and do all your homework.

It is really hard to look cute and stick out your tongue. Or I'm defective. It really could go either way.

you're not defective.

maybe you weren't meant to be cute. maybe you were meant to be... smoldering.

try the eyebrow waggle thing and see if you're any better at that. *nods*

 

[Saucyminx]

you're not defective.

maybe you weren't meant to be cute. maybe you were meant to be... smoldering.

try the eyebrow waggle thing and see if you're any better at that. *nods*

I have the eyebrow thing down.

 

[Emerson40]

If you behave and do all your homework.

It is really hard to look cute and stick out your tongue. Or I'm defective. It really could go either way.

I will always find you cute, however you stick your tongue out.


I have heard it is not where you stick it out, but where you stick it in that could make one seem more defective. Or cute.

 

[Miles Long]

HOT WET RICE.


An Indian spice that tastes like farts.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I have the eyebrow thing down.

i'm not surprised to hear that, actually.

isn't it a pre-req for becoming a Crop Mistress?

 

[Saucyminx]

I will always find you cute, however you stick your tongue out.


I have heard it is not where you stick it out, but where you stick it in that could make one seem more defective. Or cute.

I stuck it in your in-box. NOW you've been tongued.

 

[Saucyminx]

i'm not surprised to hear that, actually.

isn't it a pre-req for becoming a Crop Mistress?

No, just a bonus feature.

 

[Emerson40]

I stuck it in your in-box. NOW you've been tongued.

HOT WET NICE!

 

[multitalentman]

Love laying here watching my belly wiggling around with this little munchkin's sweet moves. *happy sigh*

Draw a face on your belly and watch! Its hilarious!
When are you due lovely one?