MissTaken
Biker Chick
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- Jun 30, 2001
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With all due respect to the Doms/Dommes posting, I found this little piece of hilarity on another site and wanted to share. (I do hope it hasn't been posted before. If so, sorry.)
The Sub's Blackboard Lessons
*I will not yell the safeword in the grocery store.
*I will not call Master "Dr. Death."
*I will not use Master's gags to keep the children quiet.
*I will not peek out of the blindfold.
*There is no such thing as "sub immunity."
*I will NOT wear panties.
*I wil not use Master's bondage table as a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool.
*"All the other Dom's let their subs do it" is not a valid excuse.
*"Ow. That hurt!* is not may safeword.
* I will not suggest we paint the ceiling biege when lying bound on my back.
Okay. Now that I have posted something in such poor taste, I will scoot out of here !
The Sub's Blackboard Lessons
*I will not yell the safeword in the grocery store.
*I will not call Master "Dr. Death."
*I will not use Master's gags to keep the children quiet.
*I will not peek out of the blindfold.
*There is no such thing as "sub immunity."
*I will NOT wear panties.
*I wil not use Master's bondage table as a skateboard ramp or a slide into the pool.
*"All the other Dom's let their subs do it" is not a valid excuse.
*"Ow. That hurt!* is not may safeword.
* I will not suggest we paint the ceiling biege when lying bound on my back.
Okay. Now that I have posted something in such poor taste, I will scoot out of here !