FantasyGirl69
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jul 24, 2010
- Posts
- 1,998
wow, things are hopping!!
tan lines and coffee...
Good afternoon naughty
mmm can i have a coffee please ......... 2 sugars and alot of creammmmmmmmm
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
wow, things are hopping!!
tan lines and coffee...
Good afternoon naughty
mmm can i have a coffee please ......... 2 sugars and alot of creammmmmmmmm
Pour me a cup please.
Yep. They call them colonics (spelling?). Spas charge big money for them.I can do that.
Ok, when I first saw this, I thought it was a joke. But apparently this is a real thing. Anyone ever heard of, or done a coffee enema??
indeed, coffee with out cream should be outlawed!!
I can do that.
Ok, when I first saw this, I thought it was a joke. But apparently this is a real thing. Anyone ever heard of, or done a coffee enema??
My mouth is still hanging open!! Caffeine up the ass does not sound fun. I mean any kind of medicine up the ass, works faster, so imagine what caffeine would do. You'd be bouncing off the walls lolYep. They call them colonics (spelling?). Spas charge big money for them.
*** omg NO NO NO but i have heard of it though ! why would someone do that geez
yes
LOL I guess you could request Sanka if the caffeine would cause a problem. They are used to cleanse the lower GI, and to a lessor extent weight loss. They used to be quite popular with the Hollywood crowd.My mouth is still hanging open!! Caffeine up the ass does not sound fun. I mean any kind of medicine up the ass, works faster, so imagine what caffeine would do. You'd be bouncing off the walls lol
ok, I can't stop laughing. I really thought this was a joke...
"These enemas may allow for relaxation, a better mood, more energy, refreshing sleep and greater mental clarity. If you do too many enemas per week, you may experience electrolyte imbalances. Restoring your electrolytes is crucial, as coffee is a potent drug mugger of minerals. While the controversial cancer specialist Dr. Max Gerson suggested up to six per day, I think that is way too much for the average person. Doing a coffee enema weekly (even daily for awhile) is probably okay for most, but always follow your doctor’s recommendation."
up to 6 a day????
LMAO a comment about it.....
"I must say that coffee enemas intrigue me. Not the enemas themselves, the idea that there are people who believe that squirting a pot of coffee up your butt is a good idea. One wonders if this stems from sexual frustration, coprophobia, or simply bat-crap craziness? And why coffee? Why not, say, tea or guava juice or gerbils. Wait. No. Forget the gerbils."
So would you like to go get a cup of coffee with me?ok, I can't stop laughing. I really thought this was a joke...
"These enemas may allow for relaxation, a better mood, more energy, refreshing sleep and greater mental clarity. If you do too many enemas per week, you may experience electrolyte imbalances. Restoring your electrolytes is crucial, as coffee is a potent drug mugger of minerals. While the controversial cancer specialist Dr. Max Gerson suggested up to six per day, I think that is way too much for the average person. Doing a coffee enema weekly (even daily for awhile) is probably okay for most, but always follow your doctor’s recommendation."
up to 6 a day????
LMAO a comment about it.....
"I must say that coffee enemas intrigue me. Not the enemas themselves, the idea that there are people who believe that squirting a pot of coffee up your butt is a good idea. One wonders if this stems from sexual frustration, coprophobia, or simply bat-crap craziness? And why coffee? Why not, say, tea or guava juice or gerbils. Wait. No. Forget the gerbils."
NOW IF I COULD JUST FIND ONE !
So would you like to go get a cup of coffee with me?
nothing personal sassy, i'll go with FG's post here...
haha you aren't going to be the test dummy for us Crash??
It is! Good afternoon dog!This sure looks like a fun place to wake up!
I've heard of them but no, just, no, I think I'll pass!I can do that.
Ok, when I first saw this, I thought it was a joke. But apparently this is a real thing. Anyone ever heard of, or done a coffee enema??
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And ewwwwwwwwwwww!ok, I can't stop laughing. I really thought this was a joke...
"These enemas may allow for relaxation, a better mood, more energy, refreshing sleep and greater mental clarity. If you do too many enemas per week, you may experience electrolyte imbalances. Restoring your electrolytes is crucial, as coffee is a potent drug mugger of minerals. While the controversial cancer specialist Dr. Max Gerson suggested up to six per day, I think that is way too much for the average person. Doing a coffee enema weekly (even daily for awhile) is probably okay for most, but always follow your doctor’s recommendation."
up to 6 a day????
LMAO a comment about it.....
"I must say that coffee enemas intrigue me. Not the enemas themselves, the idea that there are people who believe that squirting a pot of coffee up your butt is a good idea. One wonders if this stems from sexual frustration, coprophobia, or simply bat-crap craziness? And why coffee? Why not, say, tea or guava juice or gerbils. Wait. No. Forget the gerbils."
I posted this in another thread, but it works for here too.
http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1758364&d=1441985117
I missed Sassy's Gerbil comment...
this still might be the funniest thing i've ever hear..
https://youtu.be/cTrOb8zyrZk
I must admit, I was staring at your hands. You have nice hands. Sharing morning coffee with you would be fun
** Hello
It is! Good afternoon dog!
OMG People be dumb!! That poor gerbil!
ARMAGEDDON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I can do that.
Ok, when I first saw this, I thought it was a joke. But apparently this is a real thing. Anyone ever heard of, or done a coffee enema??
I posted this in another thread, but it works for here too.
http://forum.literotica.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1758364&d=1441985117
I have Happy Morning Good Time hands.
Oh, and I have pastries.