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I am sorry i can't resist making the obligatory "so you tripped and fell and landed on his dick" reference?
Thank you! I thought it was just me.
Although, ChloeTzang did have a rather interesting story about faceplanting right in the lap of a skier on the slopes in an old AH thread where we were discussing inflatable hot tubs. I've been dying for her to turn that into something for print.
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"So, there I was, no shit, and I came down from catching some air on the double black diamond right on an unanticipated mougul and made a FDAU snow angel.
"I was laughing about it as I rolled to check and 'lo and behold, this totally babe-alicious china doll that had no business off the 'bunny' green circles, or at most the blue squares, spotted me and snowplowed right into the same damn mougul to faceplant and slide right into my crotch as I tried to get my 120 snowdancer boards out of the way to keep her from damaging them.
"Well, her K2's, no shit taller than she was, St. Andrews'd up behind her and she couldn't get the leverage to get up without pressing that pretty face down harder on my dick. And she would try to push up with her hands, but she would slip down again, for all the world like she was skull fucking my suddenly throbbing cock right there on the slopes!"
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fappityfappityfappity
Er, sorry. What were we talking about again?
Yea i honestly don't buy into the idea of "accidental" sex. I just don't have the right chains/ropes to suspend my disbelief.
I am sorry i can't resist making the obligatory "so you tripped and fell and landed on his dick" reference?
Thank you! I thought it was just me.
Although, ChloeTzang did have a rather interesting story about faceplanting right in the lap of a skier on the slopes in an old AH thread where we were discussing inflatable hot tubs. I've been dying for her to turn that into something for print.
***
"So, there I was, no shit, and I came down from catching some air on the double black diamond right on an unanticipated mougul and made a FDAU snow angel.
"I was laughing about it as I rolled to check and 'lo and behold, this totally babe-alicious china doll that had no business off the 'bunny' green circles, or at most the blue squares, spotted me and snowplowed right into the same damn mougul to faceplant and slide right into my crotch as I tried to get my 120 snowdancer boards out of the way to keep her from damaging them.
"Well, her K2's, no shit taller than she was, St. Andrews'd up behind her and she couldn't get the leverage to get up without pressing that pretty face down harder on my dick. And she would try to push up with her hands, but she would slip down again, for all the world like she was skull fucking my suddenly throbbing cock right there on the slopes!"
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fappityfappityfappity
Er, sorry. What were we talking about again?
All true, all true. It was big too. Licks lips lasciviously. I'll put that on my list.
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* Naked Twister party. I need say no more.
This is LIT fantasyland. Make shit up.I've played Naked Twister at a nude beach. You are MUCH more likely to get a hairy ass or dangling nutsack in your face than get some accidental sex.
The story makes me hot & makes me wish I was that guy, the first to go into that woman's innocent pussy.... As Tom put his hand on her breast again, Ann felt a tingle in her clitoris and spread her legs slightly. Tom continued to kiss her and then slowly moved half way on top of her then completely on top of her and she spread her legs again.
This time there were no panties between Tom's penis and Ann's vagina. Ann was a virgin, but Tom was not. Tom's penis felt incredible between Ann's labia and felt even better as he rubbed the head right up against the opening of her vagina. Ann knew she had to stop, right now, but didn't want the good feelings to end. Still she told Tom to keep the tip of his penis up higher.
As Tom and Ann kissed, he again slid down her body slightly and Ann could feel the head of his penis between her labia at the opening of her vagina again.
She didn't say anything and didn't try to stop Tom as he slowly slid into her. The feeling was incredible as his penis passed between her inner labia and pressed against where her hymen should have been. Ann noticed a slight pain as Tom pushed forward and then he was fully inside her and she could feel his balls against her.
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