A subbie's blackboard lesson

[lark sparrow]

Ooooh, never got the clamp...

I will not stick out my tongue

(learned the hard way, btw)

But did get soap for mouthiness! Geez, Mistress... didn't even get that as a kid

 

[Bondagebunni]

Re: Ooooh, never got the clamp...

But did get soap for mouthiness! Geez, Mistress... didn't even get that as a kid

i've never had a mouthfull of soap *crosses fingers*

 

[lark sparrow]

Re: Re: Ooooh, never got the clamp...

i've never had a mouthfull of soap *crosses fingers*

lol it's pretty disgusting... although the humiliation factor is high too - so depending on what you like, Personally hates gagging, so it was quite effective. Although I had to taste it twice to be sure lol.

 

[sluttygirl4u22]

a mouthfull of soap now that is one thing i never want to relive. I still remember it from when I was a kid, it definately would be a punishment for me and would never do what i had done to recieve it after that

 

[Bondagebunni]

another one for the list

"I will not tell my friends what Master likes to do with the Handle of the whip when he's alone" ^_^

 

[James G 5]

another one for the list

"I will not tell my friends what Master likes to do with the Handle of the whip when he's alone" ^_^

Well, there's one to earn some serious penance.......
I'm thinking a month without shaving followed by a full-body wax
All to be ripped off simaltaneously
And no trimming first
Repeat until bare

 

[yuppietowngirl]

I will not put lipstick on Sir while he is sleeping...just before a big meeting *s*

 

[yuppietowngirl]

I will not serve Sir the meat that I found the cat chewing on.

This one and the one before...I have done...but luckily for me...wasn't to Sir *s*

 

[Bondagebunni]

Well, there's one to earn some serious penance.......
I'm thinking a month without shaving followed by a full-body wax
All to be ripped off simaltaneously
And no trimming first
Repeat until bare

but i haven't done that!...yet...heehee....

"I will not tell Master's colleagues his techniques in bed during a big buisiness dinner ^_^"

 

[Bondagebunni]

just thought of one in the car today:

"i will not yell I WIN during an argument with Master just because i think i have a better point."

 

[stephb]

I will not call Master pookie.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Re: Re: A subbie's blackboard lesson

Yet another learned from experience. Geez, WHAT was I thinking?

Having panties taken off up over one's shoulders does tend to inspire a desire never to forget.

And silk can be such a strong fiber ...

 

[bunny517]

Originally posted by redelicious
I will not stick out my tongue

(learned the hard way, btw)

LOL....I know just what you mean.I made that little mistake myself untill I got the bar of Irish spring soap in my mouth, More than once, but I am a slow learner,"giggles"

 

[lilredwolph]

"i will refrain from saying "Hail Satan!" when i don't like Master's orders"

i have used this line, it doesn't go over big

neither does yelling/begging "don't beat me Master ______ " in the supermarket

"na na na na you can't catch me" when He is in a knee brace isn't a good idea coz sooner or later that brace comes off

 

[aerofreak]

As learned by the boy kneeling in the corner:

I will NOT blow raspberries on one Mistress's stomach when my other Mistress has her tied up.

 

[aerofreak]

I forgot the one he learned the night before ...

I will not drink so much that I pass out on top of Mistress.

 

[softheart1]

I'm new here and I find all of this sooooo very interesting!!

 

[His_pita]

"i will not defame the Eugenspeil Society"

LOL, if I did that one, _my_ master would punish me so hard I wouldn't be able to walk for a year.

I have no idea what the Eugenspeil Society is and do I want my Sir to know what it is? Because I don't want the brush on my ass. Which I promise not to hide by the way and shrug, "I dunno," when asked where it is.

 

[shy slave]

Talking whilst belching at Master is not a skill to be proud of.

 

[shy slave]

As learned by the boy kneeling in the corner:

I will NOT blow raspberries on one Mistress's stomach when my other Mistress has her tied up.

I have such a wonderful picture of this in my mind, I am still grinning.

I almost wish I had an opportunity to find out just how wrong it would be!

 

[shy slave]

I will not serve Sir the meat that I found the cat chewing on.

This one and the one before...I have done...but luckily for me...wasn't to Sir *s*

I have two ex husbands and an ex Dom all of whom I want to do this do.

All I need is the aforementioned cat .....

 

[Recidiva]

Oh GOD! I'm still giggling and my daughter is just disgusted. "Mom, you are having WAY too much fun."

 

[graceanne]

I noticed quite a few subbies over in "Things a sub should NEVER say to her Dom" who looked like they needed a reminder to be respectful, so I thought I would offer this list of rules......
Ya'll feel free to add any you can think of


A subbie's blackboard lessons
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i will not slap Master with my bra

i will not call Master Dr. Death

i will not hide the newbies or send them snipe Dom hunting

Master's gags are not to be used to keep the children quiet

i will not call Master spud head, butt head, or any kind of head


i will not peek out of the blindfold

i can not fire Master

my last assignment was not stolen by one armed net hackers

i will not scare the newbies by telling them ALL REAL subs like bullwhips

i will refrain from saying "Hail Satan!" when i don't like Master's orders

i will not wear Master's underwear on my head

LOL Oh, the ideas. I'm going to be in trouble for a while, I can tell. LOL

 

[graceanne]

Oh GOD! I'm still giggling and my daughter is just disgusted. "Mom, you are having WAY too much fun."

My kids (6 and 4) are going 'What? What's so funny, mama? What?' They aren't pleased when I refuse to tell them.

 

[shy slave]

LOL Oh, the ideas. I'm going to be in trouble for a while, I can tell. LOL

Don't forget the pics of the results of your 'trouble'