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[AmberLGreen]

2 thoughts occur to me...

1) I'm fucking loving the upsurge in shitshow threads recently! Bravo gentlemen!

2) Shouldn't we just put @Fingerfuxs out of his misery? Resorting to an indeterminately aged Indian alt is just sad...

Are you volunteering?

 

[Saltfountain]

Are you volunteering?

Absolutely not, as I'm sure it's against formum rules


How much are you paying?

 

[AmberLGreen]

Absolutely not, as I'm sure it's against formum rules


How much are you paying?

There are rules against stopping someone’s misery?

I will let you leaf through my scrapbook containing all of the boob pics I have been sent. It has wipe clean pages

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Know what? I'm gonna shoot my shot here too. What's up ladies?

 

[Saltfountain]

Know what? I'm gonna shoot my shot here too. What's up ladies?

Judging by the show of manhood in this thread, dildoes would be my guess...

 

[AmberLGreen]

Know what? I'm gonna shoot my shot here too. What's up ladies?

You, hopefully

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

You, hopefully

I've been fully hard and dripping a gallon jug worth of pre-cum ever since I saw your name in here. Wanna foooooook?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I've been fully hard and dripping a gallon jug worth of pre-cum ever since I saw your name in here. Wanna foooooook?

Finally, I get to sample that humongous dick. I am fucking dripping right now

 

[sallysparrow23]

I've been fully hard and dripping a gallon jug worth of pre-cum ever since I saw your name in here. Wanna foooooook?

Finally, I get to sample that humongous dick. I am fucking dripping right now

Get a room ya freaks! (Or let me join.)

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

Get a room ya freaks! (Or let me join.)

Oh we'll get a room. YOURS!

*unzip*

*THUD!*

 

[AmberLGreen]

Get a room ya freaks! (Or let me join.)

When he said he came with bonuses, I didn’t realise he meant you

 

[sallysparrow23]

Oh we'll get a room. YOURS!

*unzip*

*THUD!*

This is a totally real image of the state of my panties right now.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Ah, baby cakes! Is this some sort of playground riddle?

Is this some sort of code to let people know you fuck your mother while she sucks your younger brother? There is a whole section on Lit for that.

I am too sophisticated to type in that new fandangled abbreviated shit that you seem to be so good at. Did your school not have enough teachers to teach you the whole basic language set? Or is it that you can’t wank and think at the same time?

I think you need to stop messing around and admit that you are feeling embarrassed because although you are fantasising about a particular type of lady, I have made your cock hard today. Don’t worry, it happens to the best of them.

Take those thoughts and use them for the whole day, just try to be a little harder and last a little longer next time. You will be respected more for it

Oh my god I nearly peed my pants

 

[Saltfountain]

When he said he came with bonuses, I didn’t realise he meant you

Shit, I misheard him

Thought he said we was gonna cum in your anus

 

[Saltfountain]

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This is a totally real image of the state of my panties right now.

I like what you've done with your pubes. Green is in this season...

 

[sallysparrow23]

I like what you've done with your pubes. Green is in this season...

That's clearly my leg hair, but thanks for noticing

 

[Saltfountain]

That's clearly my leg hair, but thanks for noticing

I love it when you can't tell when a woman's bush ends and her furry legs start

 

[AmberLGreen]

Oh my god I nearly peed my pants

Well if you are wet, you can join Sally and I in pleasuring NRJ. He is big enough to handle all of us

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

Who are u

It's the realest question ever!

 

[AmberLGreen]

I love it when you can't tell when a woman's bush ends and her furry legs start

What are your thoughts on hairy toes?

 

[sallysparrow23]

Well if you are wet, you can join Sally and I in pleasuring NRJ. He is big enough to handle all of us

There he goes again, @NRJLIVES4ever unleashes the D and the babygirls go wild.

 

[NRJLIVES4ever]

There he goes again, @NRJLIVES4ever unleashes the D and the babygirls go wild.

Yeah its a blessing and a curse. Just kidding, it's just a blessing.

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

I heard there were dicks of all nationalities throwing around in here. Bitches in here better make room, I'm starving!

 

[AmberLGreen]

Yeah its a blessing and a curse. Just kidding, it's just a blessing.

If I get on my knees, will you bless me

 

[TotallyNotTaegul]

OP gonna need this if he wants to go spelunking in Lit's cavernous cunts.

SAFETY FIRST