🏡PLP's B&B for Deviants, Darlings & Dorks: The Sequel

[Apisto42]

Face planting works for me.

 

[FortybutNice]

I just don't know if 'faceplant' is the best way?

I much prefer starting off with the tease. I usually get SO close then head away at least five times before making any actual contact.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

I hope it's a... productive day at the office!

 

[FortybutNice]

I hope it's a... productive day at the office!

Can I work in your office?!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I hope it's a... productive day at the office!

Why is everyone's office more fun than mine (Hell, .with fluorescent lighting. An Upholstered Toilet).


So, if yesterday was titty fuck day, is today "Eat it like you're starving" day? I can do that...

 

[inkandiridiumnibs]

Hey PLP, I think your tabletop dice order is going to be a bit delayed...

https://kotaku.com/truck-carrying-gaming-dice-spills-onto-highway-rolls-a-1838218869

 

[Apisto42]

Hey PLP, I think your tabletop dice order is going to be a bit delayed...

https://kotaku.com/truck-carrying-gaming-dice-spills-onto-highway-rolls-a-1838218869

Fun. I saw that earlier today on a dork board I read. It tickles me pink to see it linked on a forum about my other favorite hobby.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Hey PLP, I think your tabletop dice order is going to be a bit delayed...

https://kotaku.com/truck-carrying-gaming-dice-spills-onto-highway-rolls-a-1838218869

What are a swarm of nerds called??

Fun. I saw that earlier today on a dork board I read. It tickles me pink to see it linked on a forum about my other favorite hobby.

Same wrist action though!

 

[Apisto42]

What are a swarm of nerds called??

The more accepted collective noun is “nerd herd”.

Personally, I prefer “a collective of nerds”.

Same wrist action though!

Hm. Thinking about it now, I suppose the two do go hand in hand (so to speak)...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

 

[Apisto42]

Reminds me of the scene from Outlander...

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Reminds me of the scene from Outlander...

Lol, I know exactly which one you mean!

Are you caught up??

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I see no reason to modify your theme from yesterday, especially since I found these:

You can practically hear her going "Oooo"

I think he's doing it right...

 

[Apisto42]

Lol, I know exactly which one you mean!

Are you caught up??

Hah. Fuck no. As it’s not a show we watch with our son, it’s been rather difficult to find time to watch it.

And this guy is doing something right:

Thankfully the lamp survived the session.

 

[FortybutNice]

Hah. Fuck no. As it’s not a show we watch with our son, it’s been rather difficult to find time to watch it.

We’re the same! On the most recent series though at least! Finding stuff to watch in front of a 3 year old who misses nothing is tricky :/

 

[AlpineFresco]

What’s a TV show?

 

[Apisto42]

What’s a TV show?

Videos that you used to have to watch on a little box in the family room but because of the technological evolution of porn, you can watch them anywhere you have a phone now.

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Porn? What's that?

 

[FortybutNice]

Porn? What's that?

It’s what normal people call the tv you and we like to watch.

 

[Apisto42]

Porn? What's that?

Educational curriculum.

 

[BadAmy]

Porn? What's that?

Good morning Plp nice AV!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Good morning Plp nice AV!

Thank you! I'm still not sure if I love it. I never realized my forehead was so fat.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Porn? What's that?

I don't know, but I have applied for a government grant to research the subject. I will dedicate as much time as I can to my research. It's for Science after all.

Can someone direct me to some porn, please?

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Says the girl who told me "it has been like hard core porn for 5 hours" yesterday

"Hard core pourin'" !!!

 

[NC_OBX80]

Says the girl who told me "it has been like hard core porn for 5 hours" yesterday

1)
2) so... tell us more, lol
3) agree with everyone else, lovely new AV PLP