🏆 Wanker of the Week Awards 🏆

[AmberLGreen]

you talk to yourself any other time

All the time. Best conversations I have

 

[subdudeme13]

God it must suck getting old

Not really! Not yet anyway.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Okay. I'm not happy. I won Wanker Of The Week and apart from some shitty trophy, I don't get any other prizes. I mean - where's my personal parking space? Where's my £1000 voucher to spend at Amazon?

Pfft. Amateurs.

 

[Saltfountain]

Okay. I'm not happy. I won Wanker Of The Week and apart from some shitty trophy, I don't get any other prizes. I mean - where's my personal parking space? Where's my £1000 voucher to spend at Amazon?

Pfft. Amateurs.

That's all for 3 times consecutively winners...

 

[subdudeme13]

Okay. I'm not happy. I won Wanker Of The Week and apart from some shitty trophy, I don't get any other prizes. I mean - where's my personal parking space? Where's my £1000 voucher to spend at Amazon?

Pfft. Amateurs.

You think you could at least get a chair with a 10" dildo mounted to it for you to sit on? Maybe a nipple clamp or two to help you, you know!

 

[subdudeme13]

All the time. Best conversations I have

Just out of curiosity, is there and upright dirty? You see how my mind works.

 

[InThe312]

Okay. I'm not happy. I won Wanker Of The Week and apart from some shitty trophy, I don't get any other prizes. I mean - where's my personal parking space? Where's my £1000 voucher to spend at Amazon?

Pfft. Amateurs.

This is why we can't have nice things. Show some appreciation for the sheer dignity and intrinsic value of a digital certificate and fake trophy.

*shakes head and walks away from the podium, despondent*

 

[AmberLGreen]

Okay. I'm not happy. I won Wanker Of The Week and apart from some shitty trophy, I don't get any other prizes. I mean - where's my personal parking space? Where's my £1000 voucher to spend at Amazon?

Pfft. Amateurs.

Admit it, you thought that the trophy was a symbol of the penis enlargement you were hoping to get

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Admit it, you thought that the trophy was a symbol of the penis enlargement you were hoping to get

Look. I don't know who you've been talking to but I don't need a penis enlargement.... anymore...

I am not stupid enough to fall victim to those penis enlargement pill adverts. I just tied a piece of string and a house brick to my cock and before you knew it, it was down to my kneecaps.

 

[StillRain]

Starts with a W ends in R. You never milked a cow, I can tell! You should watch them being fertilized!

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You seem like the kind of wanker who’s gonna enjoy this.

 

[Bry1313]

Last chance to have your nominees get handed the golden wanker by me, get those nominations in, I know there has been wanker behavior out there.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Welcome to Monday and my last week (we all sigh “thank Osiris”) of being the guest judge here at Wanker of the Week. Here are your nominations since Thursday

@joclfc for thinking people should pay them attention
@Wand3rlust for wowing @AmberLGreen a non-wow worthy poster
@AmberLGreen for offenses that were weird, but two different dudes named her
@ydahecnot fir enjoying a cringe interaction
@OrdinaryPerson for self nominating and hiding their 10” dick
@SalaciousMonkey22 for mixing glare bare stares
@Wand3rlust for not knowing that was a pop culture reference
@MasonS for hitting on the OG judge with no shot of closing the deal
@ToPleaseHim for banning Dickie
@NRJLIVES4ever for egregious sucking up
@Jbond1981 for being skeezy
@NeonSubtlety for not knowing women can be wankers
@Mo_Bandy for just being a six day a week wanker
@AmberLGreen
@Biggalute
@cdstefi
@Saltfountain
@Yesok1 All for cluttering this thread with actual chat
@Wand3rlust for leaving out her dildo
@Bry1313 for a sincere post and failure to give credit
@Saltfountain for being needy
@subdudeme13 for reasons and for thinking they are greatness
@cdstefi for hesitancy to nominate
@Wand3rlust for not knowing what her palm is
@AmberLGreen for thinking she’s special
@InThe312 for not knowing Amber is special
@AmberLGreen for not understanding wanking is cardio
@InThe312 for making the wanker Amber seem like a wanker
@Bry1313 for not naming names in controversial opinions
@Lmizzler for calling this prestigious award prestigious
@AmberLGreen for doubting Bry’s ability to be a locum
@Bry1313 for making Amber assumptions
@AmberLGreen for being long winded
@drobert44 for not being able to use the internet to figure out the definition of a word
@AmberLGreen for assuming I don’t read her content
@JaySecrets for his absence forcing us to keep his name out of our mouths

nominated for messing up the nominations. I nominated @Indie so we can share a dick. Get it right.

 

[Indie]

nominated for messing up the nominations. I nominated @Indie so we can share a dick. Get it right.

Can they make a double headed one?

 

[StillRain]

nominated for messing up the nominations. I nominated @Indie so we can share a dick. Get it right.

Nominated for stupidest nomination ever and boy have there been some stupid ones.

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Can they make a double headed one?

I'll pay to make it a double headed one just to see how it works with you two.

 

[Bry1313]

Ok, reviewing our final list of nominees for my final wank, here is our pool of…..um distinguished candidates

@joclfc for thinking people should pay them attention
@Wand3rlust for wowing @AmberLGreen a non-wow worthy poster
@AmberLGreen for offenses that were weird, but two different dudes named her
@ydahecnot fir enjoying a cringe interaction
@OrdinaryPerson for self nominating and hiding their 10” dick
@SalaciousMonkey22 for mixing glare bare stares
@Wand3rlust for not knowing that was a pop culture reference
@MasonS for hitting on the OG judge with no shot of closing the deal
@ToPleaseHim for banning Dickie
@NRJLIVES4ever for egregious sucking up
@Jbond1981 for being skeezy
@NeonSubtlety for not knowing women can be wankers
@Mo_Bandy for just being a six day a week wanker
@AmberLGreen
@Biggalute
@cdstefi
@Saltfountain
@Yesok1 All for cluttering this thread with actual chat
@Wand3rlust for leaving out her dildo
@Bry1313 for a sincere post and failure to give credit
@Saltfountain for being needy
@subdudeme13 for reasons and for thinking they are greatness
@cdstefi for hesitancy to nominate
@Wand3rlust for not knowing what her palm is
@AmberLGreen for thinking she’s special
@InThe312 for not knowing Amber is special
@AmberLGreen for not understanding wanking is cardio
@InThe312 for making the wanker Amber seem like a wanker
@Bry1313 for not naming names in controversial opinions
@Lmizzler for calling this prestigious award prestigious
@AmberLGreen for doubting Bry’s ability to be a locum
@Bry1313 for making Amber assumptions
@AmberLGreen for being long winded
@drobert44 for not being able to use the internet to figure out the definition of a word
@AmberLGreen for assuming I don’t read her content
@JaySecrets for his absence forcing us to keep his name out of our mouths
@SalaciousMonkey22 two times for egregious sucking up
@OrdinaryPerson for a terrible nomination
@Bry1313 for misunderstanding a terrible nomination

 

[StillRain]

Late nomination for @Renee1967 for bullshit slurs at @Saltfountain.

 

[Bry1313]

Late nomination for @Renee1967 for bullshit slurs animed at @Saltfountain.

Added, slurs are the worst of wankery behavior

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Can they make a double headed one?

Why cant they? The only obstacle is the worst panel of judge who can't seem to get our couple nomination right...

Nominated for stupidest nomination ever and boy have there been some stupid ones.

Nominated for judging the nominations

I'll pay to make it a double headed one just to see how it works with you two.

I heard they take bribes. Vote for us for best wanker couple

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok, reviewing our final list of nominees for my final wank, here is our pool of…..um distinguished candidates

@joclfc for thinking people should pay them attention
@Wand3rlust for wowing @AmberLGreen a non-wow worthy poster
@AmberLGreen for offenses that were weird, but two different dudes named her
@ydahecnot fir enjoying a cringe interaction
@OrdinaryPerson for self nominating and hiding their 10” dick
@SalaciousMonkey22 for mixing glare bare stares
@Wand3rlust for not knowing that was a pop culture reference
@MasonS for hitting on the OG judge with no shot of closing the deal
@ToPleaseHim for banning Dickie
@NRJLIVES4ever for egregious sucking up
@Jbond1981 for being skeezy
@NeonSubtlety for not knowing women can be wankers
@Mo_Bandy for just being a six day a week wanker
@AmberLGreen
@Biggalute
@cdstefi
@Saltfountain
@Yesok1 All for cluttering this thread with actual chat
@Wand3rlust for leaving out her dildo
@Bry1313 for a sincere post and failure to give credit
@Saltfountain for being needy
@subdudeme13 for reasons and for thinking they are greatness
@cdstefi for hesitancy to nominate
@Wand3rlust for not knowing what her palm is
@AmberLGreen for thinking she’s special
@InThe312 for not knowing Amber is special
@AmberLGreen for not understanding wanking is cardio
@InThe312 for making the wanker Amber seem like a wanker
@Bry1313 for not naming names in controversial opinions
@Lmizzler for calling this prestigious award prestigious
@AmberLGreen for doubting Bry’s ability to be a locum
@Bry1313 for making Amber assumptions
@AmberLGreen for being long winded
@drobert44 for not being able to use the internet to figure out the definition of a word
@AmberLGreen for assuming I don’t read her content
@JaySecrets for his absence forcing us to keep his name out of our mouths
@SalaciousMonkey22 two times for egregious sucking up
@OrdinaryPerson for a terrible nomination
@Bry1313 for misunderstanding a terrible nomination

Why are you so bad at this? Where is @Indie?

 

[Indie]

Why are you so bad at this? Where is @Indie?

It's okay, baby. We can find our own trophy.

 

[InThe312]

It's okay, baby. We can find our own trophy.

Pft. Nominated for disrespecting the trophy. There is no trophy like the wanker trophy.

 

[Renee1967]

Late nomination for @Renee1967 for bullshit slurs at @Saltfountain.

I must have missed what I said hopefully it was funny

 

[ToPleaseHim]

I must have missed what I said hopefully it was funny

It wasn’t.

 

[Renee1967]

I'm sure you're a joy to be around