Which of these men is more attractive?

blobfish · Dec 10, 2012

Hello! This is a poll to determine which of these two men is more attractive. One is me, and one is someone else. In the interest of fairness, I will not reveal which is which. We will refer to them as guy numbers 1 and 2.

Number 1:

This is handsome young man seems confident in his appearance and sense of self. His black hair and dark, soulful eyes betray a tender, yet masculine soul, and his rugged disposition makes him a benchmark of male perfection.

http://i1149.photobucket.com/albums/o582/taterfishy/94EB0FD2-F27A-4908-846F-9F0A976C8773-663-0000015F4507BC78.jpg

Number 2 (how appropriate):

This one is middle-aged and kinda frumpy looking. He looks like a dick, and not in the sexy way.

http://i1065.photobucket.com/albums/u396/vatassassin/Hawaii/DSCN0489.jpg

You decide!

QueenLevitra · Dec 10, 2012

No none of the above option/dolf?

Poll fail.

blobfish · Dec 10, 2012

I don't want to affect the vote, but anybody that votes number two is a hermaphroditic Nazi piece of shit.

blobfish · Dec 10, 2012

QueenLevitra said:
No none of the above option/dolf?

Poll fail.

The choice should be clear, and this fucking Playground scum doesn't know dolf.

blobfish · Dec 10, 2012

Rainshine said:
Let's see...

Guy 1 - Has dead, dead eyes.

Guy 2 - Is wearing green on green and a shell necklace?!

So... for me, the shell necklace tips the scales in favour of dead, dead eyes guy.

Thank you! You obviously have taste.

I mean that in the most neutral way possible.

Scentofawoman · Dec 10, 2012

I gave my opnion in your poll before.

Sorry Vactican A. Got my vote.

blobfish · Dec 10, 2012

Scentofawoman said:
I gave my opnion in your poll before.

Sorry Vactican A. Got my vote.

You probably also listen to Nickelback.

Scentofawoman · Dec 10, 2012

blobfish said:
You probably also listen to Nickelback.

Used to. Not much any more. I will say I had a great time singing to the 80's compilation they were playing in Subway while I waited for my car to be fixed.

blobfish · Dec 10, 2012

Scentofawoman said:
Used to. Not much any more. I will say I had a great time singing to the 80's compilation they were playing in Subway while I waited for my car to be fixed.

^^^ Nazi hermaphrodite.

mediocre · Dec 10, 2012

really Blob? Had to come over here for this poll? Oh how the mighty have fallen....

dutchrain · Dec 10, 2012

Hi blobfish

Kannst du mir dies hier bitte zuerst auf deutsch übersetzen, sodass ich bescheid weiß, worüber ich abstimmen soll?

Could you please explain this in german to me, before i decide to vote?

blobfish · Dec 10, 2012

dutchrain said:
Hi blobfish

Kannst du mir dies hier bitte zuerst auf deutsch übersetzen, sodass ich bescheid weiß, worüber ich abstimmen soll?

Could you please explain this in german to me, before i decide to vote?

#1 ist ein Übermensch, sehr sexy und männlich. Oh ja!

#2 ist Peter Carsten Bruder.

blobfish · Dec 10, 2012

mediocre said:
really Blob? Had to come over here for this poll? Oh how the mighty have fallen....

Most of the broads here don't know me, so they might be crazy enough to vote for me.

Scentofawoman · Dec 10, 2012

blobfish said:
^^^ Nazi hermaphrodite.

Lol!

Seriously?
Sure I can do that. Let me get on my black leather and strap on. Oh and sorry if the Swastika I have is facing the correct way. My people hate it when it's always shown backwards.

blobfish · Dec 10, 2012

Scentofawoman said:
Lol!

Seriously?
Sure I can do that. Let me get on my black leather and strap on. Oh and sorry if the Swastika I have is facing the correct way. My people hate it when it's always shown backwards.

It's a well known fact that only Nazi hermaphrodites listen to Nickelback and vote for VaticanAssassin.

dutchrain · Dec 10, 2012

Thank you for your explanation!

That makes it an easy choice.

Scentofawoman · Dec 10, 2012

Technically in the scientific world one needs 3 conclusive statements to make it a fact. Well since I already humored you and agreed then fine you can conclude that I am a hermaphroditic Nazi.

Damn I think I make an ultimate Domme now. I have the sadism of the SS, and I can please men and woman.

Plot bunny for an erotic horror story. Damn I hope someone gets to use this

BlackCashmere · Dec 10, 2012

Attractiveness for me depends on the connection...the personality...the heart and spirit of a person...his or her integrity...looks mean nothing for me truly...

SO...Since I don't know either, a picture is not giving me the ability to decide...

:heart:

blobfish · Dec 10, 2012

BlackCashmere said:
Attractiveness for me depends on the connection...the personality...the heart and spirit of a person...his or her integrity...looks mean nothing for me truly...

SO...Since I don't know either, a picture is not giving me the ability to decide...

Guy #2 kicks puppies and old people.

MsTexas · Dec 10, 2012

Neither ...

MarcelineTheVampireQueen · Dec 10, 2012

AH! blobfish! You look delicious! Though you remind me of my boyfriend. And number 2 looks like an older fatter version of that guy from grease.

blobfish · Dec 11, 2012

MarcelineTheVampireQueen said:
AH! blobfish! You look delicious! Though you remind me of my boyfriend. And number 2 looks like an older fatter version of that guy from grease.

Haha!!

MarcelineTheVampireQueen · Dec 11, 2012

You should have included your dick. Good looks, AND a giant slong, gets the bitches wet.

BlackCashmere · Dec 11, 2012

blobfish said:
Guy #2 kicks puppies and old people.

Ummm....I am guessing you are guy number 1 then?...

blobfish · Dec 11, 2012

MarcelineTheVampireQueen said:
You should have included your dick. Good looks, AND a giant slong, gets the bitches wet.

Don't I know it. I've created more moistness than the covalent bonding of hydrogen and oxygen.

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Which of these men is hotter?

Definitely guy #1!

Uh... Guy #2, I guess...

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